CHAMP

Flagstaff AZ is at an altitude of only 6,910 feet, Kosciusko National Park might be a local, less-glamourous option. Kiandra is at 4,600 feet, it would be better than nothing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiandra,_New_South_Wales Hell, Hotham Heights is even closer and it's 5610 feet. In an Opel Astra OTC you could be there in under 3 hours. Only 80 km away is Mt Donna Buang @ 4147': http://www.cycle2max.com/bike-hill-climb/Mt-Donna-Buang.aspx?id=902

A lot of old guys look like Craigy eg the bloke in the Bunnings ad.

It's about the great integrity of the AFL; it is demonstrating impartiality and thorougness.

Yep, some AOD 9604 cream was procured, I think upon Dank's recommendation. I'm pretty sure though that we have lost the receipt from the Chemist's and anyway have no record of its usage. Jack will recall the application of some Vitamin E ointment.

Might be promising a bit too much. How about WARMER BY DEGREES.

I suspect the order should also include a very large slab of mudcake. And pizza:

More like "Where have all the Flowers gone" I reckon.

"Drive" or "balls" will do it every time.

Smells like a slightly over the edge Supplements Program to me.

I don't think Trenners is ever going to be what you'd call 'quick'. Clearly it is slow twitch muscle fibre which runs in the family with his sister running at world class in long distance events. You can be coached to run better but not 'quicker' as such.

Acta Non Verba

Yeah-nah, he's got his hands full with his bike business: http://www.glowfixie.com/

EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!

Advertised as Cougar, was actually not even a GILF.

Tird time lucky (typo slips through to a shed-load of early merchandise).

It also has a double connotation if things don't go so well (which might be handy). And at face value it is entirely truthful and totally without pretention.

ie "You ain't seen nothin' yet"

Hardly a happy hunting ground, in fact the only worse venue since 1897 has been the WACA.

Nah, starting 5 games in the red they'd probably initiate a Black Ops Tanking Program. As you'd expect.

It's OK. I heard that Dank left the AOD cream in an injecting room at Cybermed and that the Essendon players used it.

Quite. He'd not wish to upset the fine-tuning of a side which is taking all before it would he.

I wish we had some more players who contributed at such 'barely serviceable' levels: http://finalsiren.com/MatchDetails.asp?GameID=5837&Code=38fadf47819ec49ad53629a7cc2298c8

Even if he does not play another game for the MFC he'll be able to tell his grand-kids that he was equal 4th highest scorer in 2012 Club Brownlow Votes and 2nd highest Average Disposal Getter in 2013.

Hardly surprising

Kent needs more tatts.