Sideshow Bob

Couch, oodie and scotch for me tonight. I get grumpy when not in my fancy trident club seat with bar right behind me.

Mostly because I am sadistic and enjoy watching other clubs implode But secondly - if it frees up a bont, a marra, a Riley sanders.... and we can get our hands on one happy days

If I was at any club I’d be making public offers just to watch the dogs house burn

Media reports about possible smoke around the Bont. As captain was part of their review - obviously thing's not working.... might be able to pry out if things don't improve. Go and get the Bont! https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/thats-trouble-dogs-elpehant-in-room-as-frustrated-superstars-future-in-doubt/news-story/569789df5489e6dd3e3fc34027507161

Fully realistic. Nothing short of: -25 touches -4 goals, with a GOTY contender -7 jack viney style brutal tackles -Dermott brereton style run through of the opposition huddle -Shaun Smithesque Hanger standing atop Max Gawn -3, 2 and 1 broqnlow votes and be awarded the Norm Smith in advance Would get close to what this kid is capable of in game 1🤣

100% the best Mullet in footy currently Reminiscent of the the great mullets of the past - Allen Jakovich Wayne Carey Dermie and garry 'whiskers/Budda' hocking.

The Penfold cup. Winners have a grange shower in the song instead of gatorade.... They also have sponsorship arrangements with both Carlton and Melbourne. Blues v Dees in the Barossa.

Kozzie just going for a spoil. It's a footy act. Can't change your position once in the air......

Ha ha ha Collingwood

Is that goal of the year

Come on Ross kill this game

Just tuned in at 3/4 time As per last week only watching for the magpie marchout.....

Petty back early to make sure if he does go to Adelaide his foot is well and truly fkd . . . . Jokes people 100% about getting some senior time in before the Adelaide games - subbed in or out with BBB opposite

Please oh Please let the marketers get ahead of the game and have the Dees and Devils play during Dark Mofo every year. Red lighting around the ground, fire 🔥, make it absolute spectacle Would be EPIC

Yep to half time today he looks the the prototype centre half forward. Very sticky hands. Would pay whatever is asked to get him in

Quoting for accuracy

Yeah he does! Very much so. Regardless of the Collingwood result....

JJ has taken the opportunity by the horns no longer 5th or 6th in line in the midfield and gone to another level Hindsight with Brayshaw.... but he had to go at the time and good on him for it

Pendles 100% looks cooked. "Footballers are like sausages... when they're done they're done" Has been huge for a long time but he's done ( if he proves me wrong so be it but.... time catches up with everyone)

BT barracking for in the commentary box is pure 🤢

Wrist slitting by one eyed dees last week after losing to the swans by 3 and a bit goals on their tiny home deck.... Can we agree we are actually right amongst it...

I'm only watching now to see the nuffies start streaming out out of the ground early.....

Richo... Finally- 'that's not a free kick to daicos'

The commentators are definitely under instructions to pander the the Collingwood hordes... Makes me sick

Pendles doing the elbowlift in the tackle to draw the high free...... Not one mention by the commentators