Sideshow Bob

Yep - despite them saying the ground is almost as big as the mcg now... it still is a postage stamp. The 50 (if it is legitimate these days) is still so close the smaller centre square. That ground and kardinia park belong in 16 a side vfa... they're not compatible with modern footy

Dang - how the hell did you end up with us sad sacks then? 🙃

Yep - wish lohmann hadn't gone missing in the 3rd quarter

If the footy gods can help -please make sure Papley will never wine one

As much as it pains me to say this- Zorko has had a cracker of a game

Was kai lohmann at half time. He looks to have put the cue in the rack though

Reckon the swannies thought they had the whole thing in the bag by round 10... got well ahead of themselves. This group may not recover from 2 smashing in 3 years

A second run at this meme 🤣

I was there in person The single most amazing experience ever. (Sorry wife and kid...) That 3rd quarter was just epic. Went from oh [censored] it's looking like we're done to game over in the blink of an eye. The dogs and the supporters were all shellshocked. Could not believe what I was witnessing there Never ever downplay it - anyone who says it's not real because it wasn't at the G can get stuffed. The 60k crowd there was louder than any 100k crowd i have ever been in. Purely magical day

Don't worry - Sideshow Bob has it sorted as the face of our new Burger joint McDemons to open on the corner of Neerim and Booran Rd. Just need to a big enough drive through to service a gazillion burgers at $35 each - each one comes with a toy Petracca or Clarry Surely there's no copyright infringement going on there 😳

All true. But the kicker here - Dusty will collect $500k a year for 1-2 years. Nice little retirement gift from the AFL. Where else is he going to get that kind of cash? Can't see him coaching or in a media role. Perhaps only other option was to go with rebels motorbike gang - another year or 2 of footy seems like a much better option

Thankfully the end of hawk tuah ball..... for now

Who said they "missed" it. As blatant as the rest of them

Finding myself barracking hard for Port on the back of the blatant head office/umpiring decisions Hope they win the [censored] thing now

Stuff it if they're going to pay the free kicks this way - might as well actually tackle properly and hurt them instead of laying out a soft mattress and still getting pinged

That is [censored] bullshort umpiring. Holding the every day

It's a bit chilly tonight, perfect weather for the Vineystroni soup

You heard it here first 🤣 Gold Coast Suns confirm talks over Dustin Martin’s return to footy

Wtf.... We lost Mac due to rule change. Now they've changed the rules he should be all ours. We need to actually put up a stink about it

I'd be happy for Riv to be captain and have jack Max and trac as vc/deputies The old heads to guide and the young gun to be the face of the next generation. But that's me....

He'd be worth ANB and a late first. They ask for 2 Offer AnB and a pick swap. Ultimately land on ANB and pick 17 and it would be a fair swap. Nor sure how we get pick 17 though...

Still think he's going to gold coast...

Flip this the other way. Be proud that 16000 people wanted to brave being outside on one of the coldest and bleakest melbourne evenings melbourne has seen for years! Absolutely putrid weather.

.... :(

So basically the rule is changed we get shafted... Essendon has a prospect amd the rules are changed again to allow early access.... Surely we need compensation for losing mac andrew