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Would be the most upsetting departure since Farmer if he left. Seems a quality bloke though, I reckon he'll re-sign.

The box doesn't need to be connected to the net.

First it was his kicking action would make him inaccurate - myth busted. Then he can't kick 50 metres - myth busted. Now tackling... Next week it'll be his inability to play on Eddie Betts. Ricky Petterd once laid 14 inside 50 tackles, I reckon Richmond would do that trade if we threw in Terlich.

He can glide.

Ahhh the old days, when every [censored] thread became about Satyriconhome... As for Nev, absolute gem. On current form it's easy to forget he missed 6 weeks, and will still go well in the B&F.

I think he's our best player this year. Apologies to Jonesy. Paul Roos on 360 tonight held back from saying Bernie should be All Australian this year, but spoke glowingly of him and his last 15 weeks of form. He also said that when we got Bernie, no one, including Paul, really had any idea that Bernie could play the run with/negating role, let alone play it this well. He said Bernie has the incredible skill of knowing which dangerous areas to deny the opposition, so even if they get 20 possessions, they're not as damaging as usual. And on the flip side hits the attacking dangerous areas when he gets the ball. Which sums up his year and style perfectly. I love the effect he seems to have had on the group too, everyone brightens up when they talk about him, Jones and Watts in particular seem to love him as much as we do.

Smart tanking. We know we've got those goons covered, but we need a top 5 pick to trade for that A+ midfielder. So we missed some sitters and didn't put anyone back v the Saints at Etihad. We could afford to beat the Pies because we knew the Bulldogs would hammer the Bombers and they'd drop below us anyway. Disclaimer: This is joke, so if you're reading this Brock McLean, don't go ratting me out you rat [censored].

The Lloyd bit is near the end of this video. http://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/2015-08-03/sunday-footy-show-jack-viney

Laid a couple of nice tackles and kept the pressure on too, really made the most of being subbed on, one of if not the best sub performance we've had. Hopefully onwards and upwards from here as he looks a likely type.

The best part about the miss miss miss thing was that it worked 3 or 4 times, then the captain steps up and goes boom! and shows them how it's done. Sorry fellas, it's not Cotchin, Jones doesn't miss those.

Jeffrey Dahmer apologised, too.

I heard some boos for Dawes. To be fair, Lumumba is a more recent defection and did leave their b&f with that "last laugh" speech.

From what I've seen, what you've heard is wrong. They played well together. Don't think I've ever seen Dawes and Hogan combine like Hogan's Globetrotters handball to Pedo v Gold Coast.

I think Seedsman had the same realisation. But who gives a [censored]. What a flash in the pan he was.

Would you rather be Carlton, Essendon or dead? I can't believe we lost to [censored] Essendon. I also can't believe with as bad as we've been at times, there's 5 teams worse than us.

Russell Robertson singing special comments would be outstanding.

Thanks, BBO. I'm here all week, try the 'roo.

Brilliant.

Before this thread gets locked, can I just say, I didn't care less if Goodes got booed or not (I think enough is enough now though) but I really like all these tribal dance/war cry celebrations and reckon we should see more of them anyway.

Jeff will do well to get a choreography expert like you down there before he tries his next indigenous tribute then.

Absolutely. In fact I believe 'QANTAS' is the Aboriginal word for 'flying cassowary'.

Not sure, pure guess was it was Whitfield but I'm probably wrong. Whoever it was and Leon Cameron might want to confront young Jed in the locker rooms with socks filled with soap...

Birds did, they also have wings. I support Jeff. 36. (Classy for us to take the foot off the pedal to win by only 37 to tribute Goodes...)

He has that extra time without moving anywhere like Pendles and Mitchell. Loved his 60 metre (ok maybe 50m) spoils too. Cracking player. Different player to Wrecker but has that same sort of presence and fan love.