Deestroy All

Very good today. Not bad at all for a decoy.

On that half an hour intro special about Howe, he said Collingwood have a defined role for me, so it'll be good to play forward and wing and use my scoring ability etc... Nek minnut gets shoved back to defence after doing [censored] all up forward. lol. I actually think he'd do well in a good team. Just needs to find one.

We jump to the most outlandish conclusions in the history of the Internet.

It's great that umpires are letting the head high's go when players are dropping the knees, just a week after we had 40 of them against us. Just great.

I reckon he'll put his career on hold to see how he goes as a pro skateboarder.

Haha. Better!

Hit about 2 targets 15m away that lead to nothing. Ducks his head more than North Melbourne.

Ah well, at least I can enjoy the excuses if we don't win. Can we ever just get a decent run at it ffs.

Well that was about the best game I've seen apart from Istanbul. Brilliant attacking football (both teams) and a comeback for the ages. Sakho and Lovren getting on the scoresheet was deserved after they dominated in Dortmund.

Would Hunt in mean no Garlett again?

First game back, underdone, no tank, things to work on, "one of our better players." God help his opponents.

What StevieJordan said.

Try Anthony Morabito.

I'm convinced Max wrote it.

Was as good if not better than Garland has been lately. It's a yes from me.

I was told before round 1 that VDB was having ankle issues even before he rolled it and was having a lot of trouble getting it right. Didn't think much of it then but it seems it may be the case, if so why would they play him, been pretty ineffectual.

My heart shat itself when I read "popped."

What a great match that was, thrilling stuff. A Hammers win would've made it slightly better. Leicester just do the same thing over and over and no one can stop it. Amazing. Sunderland were pretty good too and still copped 2-0. Foxes can walk it in now and enjoy every moment, as if they weren't already. I'm enjoying watching Liverpool again, but still never confident. Was fun to watch our 2nds belt a disinterested Stoke. I'm expecting Dortmund to come and knock me back down to earth on Thursday after we were great in the first leg.

He was leaning into a bump, but MacMinion pulled up quicker than expected, it was just a follow through from misjudgement. Clumsy more than than vicious or stupid.

Have you met one?

I reckon quaaluded would love the title of Johnny Warren's book about Australian soccer. But that's about as far as he'd get.

Why do we have to lock and censor everything? Are we that scared of seeing people's true colours? At least leave it open in case a few female members might like to have a crack when they see it.

Your fellow knuckle head Robbo bangs on about tackles and head injuries every week, and he's a male. Why you need to bring someone's sex into the debate is beyond me, but says a lot about you.

I'd like to see you go from rock paintings to a keyboard and not make spelling mistakes. And typing with those massive knuckles....