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The only skiing I'll be doing is down the gate 5 steps with a Carlton fan under each foot after the game..

Same here, only have time for one board interest. Well that and the DL boards.

Me and my mate are going with two Bluebagger fans this week in MCC. I don't want to just pop the balloon, I want to drench their faces with a firehose...

Little jokes are fun, especially midweek.

Downplay us, see if I care. Would rather fly under the radar.

I'm so sick and tired of overhearing people on the tram or in waiting rooms saying they 'just got AI to do *insert whatever they needed done*' in their job that day. Let's see you laugh when you don't have a job.

2016 was the last time we lost. I like this record and really want it to continue.

Lol at poaching attempt for Clarry. Bit like saying I wish we went through with the poaching attempt for Marc Murphy.

Maybe they can make a separate boghole to practice on for Hobart games..

Do you still think he'll be delisted or was that part of the fun?

They should be worried by us just as much. We play the G as good as anyone.

I say play him.

Well that's just great.

8:30pm kickoff didn't do it any favours though especially for youngsters wanting to watch. Thought it was an amazing result considering.

Yep, we need people like @JimmyGadson.

For sure, beautiful part of the world along there. Was in Scarborough over new years, dying to be on that beach again.

Good on him. Great surf, plenty of spots to go out. Perfect time in life to do it.

"Whoa hoa..... HEY"

He's not going to be a quick entry like JVR, different body altogether. If all went 100% right I could see him maybe sneaking in a game or two near the end of next season but I'd be thinking 2025 is his year.

What a man, what a leader. Thank you for choosing Melbourne as the club you wanted to ply your trade at Jake. You're a massive part of all of this and we are eternally grateful.

What if he means the scope for caring less is very high and hasn't even scratched the surface with his 'low care' potential for this particular issue? Paging @Demonstone and @WalkingCivilWar for a grammar check.. Edit: Not for my post.

Champagne stuff here at Demonland! Get on down if you're in the area.

Take me back to July 30 when it started...

We need another Petty.

Who's Eddie? Eddie Munster? My mum used to think everyone's name was Ian if she couldn't remember. She once left a note for a delivery guy thanking 'Ian' who was actually Mark.