Tony Tea

Alcohol. Ewww.

The Phil Egan Shield.

Because as soon as WE do it, a free will be paid. Same for throwing the ball. Everyone does it, but as soon as we do it, a free will be paid.

Collingwood did it heaps in 2010. Herry Lamumba was their main man-on-the-mark shepherder. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we recruited him.

Reads more like the Demons website blindly republished the AFL's press release.

You're kidding, right? Labor's re-election is a certainty.

Not a password issue. It was a connected apps prob.

Toumpas.

We tanked to get better draft picks, then got penalised for not tanking. Tanking comes from tennis, where players intentionally dropped a set to conserve energy. Now we have belatedly discovered how to properly tank, at least by its tennis definition, as we drop quarters to conserve energy. Sorted.

Collingwood has had to give Moore a charity position (sweeping defender) to get him a touch.

I wish a pundit, when making his or her 2018 predictions, would acknowledge that EVERYTHING went right for the Tigers in 2017.

Footy is Lies.

Pass on Sloane, save up for Josh Kelly.

Footy is lies.

Cycling. One day, in the very distant future, I may almost consider cycling legit.

Say the first thing that comes into your mind. Wines. Toumpas.

I must be the odd man out. I like Gary & Tim, Gerard, Maher, and KB and Doc. I also like Hutchy, Pickers and Doc on Saturday morning.

I like Hutchy's 6am to 7pm.

Sadly, I think you could be right. Losing games to crap sides has slaughtered Melbourne for years. The two worst examples being Carlton in 2006 and North in 2017. Obviously last year is fresh in our memories after losing both games to North, who only won 6 games, and missing the finals by rock all. 2006 was even worse, when we lost both games to Carlton, who only won 4 games, and missed the top 4. Unless we smarten up and learn how to combat zone footy, I can see us losing to Carlton, who play a super defensive zone, and North again.

Let's hold our fire until Josh Kelly is ready to come home in 2 years.

I quite like Garry on radio. Tim too. I listen to the morning show every, errr, morning.

Killer fact. The woman who was with Sir Billy on the night he died, had also been having a fling with Sir Billy's son.

Reminds me of a souped up Shane Valenti.

Looks a pretty good prospect. Gutsy, competitive, good kick, he even hit a couple of teammates on the chest, which is very unDemonesque. But to make sure he fits in at Melbourne he handballed straight to a teammate's feet. Mons.

Of course he will. We're Melbourne.