daisycutter

and lacked the most important ingredient - a soundtrack

good to see they use google translate, uncle. far better than the original hindi

so you're saying he will still be struggling at 21?

what's this got to do with bananas?

who ever heard of anyone in the undertaking business returning a cheque, blank or not?

you need help, moonie help to find a good gag

couldn't you just dip into your hayman island account to see you through? or was that another ponzi?

when is the bonfire, biffo?

here ya go col 7 Websites that Will Spark Your Intelligence

or the schloss-karton

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

they also weren't called mids in those days, nor were they inside or outside.

looks like the corrugated iron sheets were probably stolen from a fitzroy laneway, maybe even earl's

hope you had an extra long shower afterwards

nice bridge, special. have you thought of selling it?

there are many choices, earl - jerry, hun, boche, fritz, heinie, kraut, teuton........much more than us poor aussies

in dieter's case, earl i think that would be a Jerry 'attrick

oh dear..........a damaged sherman.........my sincere condolences

please tell me dieter you didn't attend rupertswood

i'm still waiting for any reporter to ask a hawthorn player "what did it feel like to play against former drug cheats?" a question that would never be asked in this context but a question that was asked of aussie swimmers with respect to chinese swimmers

today's h-efc-un had acres of column space on the druggies. you'd think there was no other afl games on yesterday.

who will you be dedicating your grand tome to, uncle?

might even be a job somewhere there for special robert, eh, uncle?