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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire
  2. they also weren't called mids in those days, nor were they inside or outside.
  3. looks like the corrugated iron sheets were probably stolen from a fitzroy laneway, maybe even earl's
  4. hope you had an extra long shower afterwards
  5. nice bridge, special. have you thought of selling it?
  6. there are many choices, earl - jerry, hun, boche, fritz, heinie, kraut, teuton........much more than us poor aussies
  7. in dieter's case, earl i think that would be a Jerry 'attrick
  8. oh dear..........a damaged sherman.........my sincere condolences
  9. please tell me dieter you didn't attend rupertswood
  10. i'm still waiting for any reporter to ask a hawthorn player "what did it feel like to play against former drug cheats?" a question that would never be asked in this context but a question that was asked of aussie swimmers with respect to chinese swimmers
  11. today's h-efc-un had acres of column space on the druggies. you'd think there was no other afl games on yesterday.
  12. who will you be dedicating your grand tome to, uncle?
  13. might even be a job somewhere there for special robert, eh, uncle?
  14. i like it uncle - "50 shades of romsey" ...as the yellow orb begins to disappear in the west and another day ends in the shady hamlet of romsey, the forest creatures scurry away to the safety of their nocturnal hideaways as the natives begin to stir for another cycle of unspeakable and endemic debauchery that has become the hallmark of this damned village.......
  15. huh? he leaked it to himself? the question is, who leaked it to the hun/slobbo? there have been known essendon supporters in the afl commission in recent years. there is a good story here and so far no-one seems to be pursuing it
  16. i wonder which essendope supporter leaked this report to the hun after 9 long years.......of course they want it to distract
  17. don't think the egyptians had alm houses and pence, earl, but i may be wrong. they did have charcoales and faggots though
  18. especially if taken concurrently with bananas
  19. doesn't demonland count as a publishing house, ernie. and isn't the internet here for eternity. things have changed you know old boy
  20. Since the hun's new columnist published his piece there have been quite a considerable number of printed letters and comments from readers singing his praise and innocence. so far they haven't printed one negative entry. of course no-one (with half a brain) is really surprised
  21. i just threw up a little in my mouth
  22. there's a whole sub-forum called "general discussion" where you can politically rant until your heart is content (or you are beaten to a pulp by the other side)
  23. ouch! 3 of the big 5 in one week
  24. how prophetic was that. watched the first 15min of tfs. sam came on with the donald wig, then sung his praises to all and sundry. couldn't watch any more. hasn't improved.

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