Redleg

Anyone know how Gysberts, Moloney, Rivers and Steph are going. I missed the Cats games. Did Jared play and if so, how did he go. Will probably see Gysberts on friday.

Was there with WJ and the wives. It wasn't the heat that got me in the end, it was no banana daiquiris and bloody thumping rap music, that has given me one hell of a headache. WJ and me and the wives are now home, ready to join the tanking thread again.

It wasn't my call, I am only a guest, probably a stinking hot sweating one at that

Going to a wedding tonight in a tent in a backyard in 35 degrees. Will be sweltering. Hope the banana dacquiries are freezing cold.

Luckily I don't.

That is what Patrick Smith in the Australian has also said.

I know this should be on the tanking thread, but I can't come to grips with us in any way accepting us being labelled cheats. There are just too many ramifications. I hope our Board is tough on this.

Scandal, shock, horror. ASADA is now analysing my blood samples for PED's. Apparently unbeknown to me, my banana smoothie was laced with mexican banana extract, which is on the banned list and they are threatening me with a 2 year ban from this thread. I have engaged 2 genius investigators to get to the bottom of it for me, their names are Clothier and Haddad.

Imagine seeing that banner just as you are about to have a banana smoothie, it's enough to make you think about having berry instead. Yuk!!!!!!!!!

Praise the lord.

I went out with a lovely Italian girl when i was younger and learned some italian. Maybe I should apply, I could hack people kissing my feet.

I have already taken up religion, I have been praying for a good outcome in the tanking saga.

Pretty quiet in the AFL these days.

Had a banana smoothie for lunch.

Thought so.

Didn't we?

To be honest I think I am sick to death of AGM's. I learn nothing.

They are certainly concerned as it is a serious matter.

No food at all. Spoke to a Director and CC and CS after the meeting and then left.

I don't follow.

Can't say that I have.

Maybe suppositories would be better.

Don't forget the threatening and intimidating gathering of information. Hope they also talk to ex-sponsors and supporters in pubs. BTW Sandy has denied he is leaving 7 and says he has not received any offer from Fox Footy.

Any Footy news lately?

Gee, at the top of the Board is an ad that states 5 foods never to be eaten, if you want to stay trim, number 1, the banana. Mercy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!