Redleg

Scandal, shock, horror. ASADA is now analysing my blood samples for PED's. Apparently unbeknown to me, my banana smoothie was laced with mexican banana extract, which is on the banned list and they are threatening me with a 2 year ban from this thread. I have engaged 2 genius investigators to get to the bottom of it for me, their names are Clothier and Haddad.

Imagine seeing that banner just as you are about to have a banana smoothie, it's enough to make you think about having berry instead. Yuk!!!!!!!!!

Praise the lord.

I went out with a lovely Italian girl when i was younger and learned some italian. Maybe I should apply, I could hack people kissing my feet.

I have already taken up religion, I have been praying for a good outcome in the tanking saga.

Pretty quiet in the AFL these days.

Had a banana smoothie for lunch.

Thought so.

Didn't we?

To be honest I think I am sick to death of AGM's. I learn nothing.

They are certainly concerned as it is a serious matter.

No food at all. Spoke to a Director and CC and CS after the meeting and then left.

I don't follow.

Can't say that I have.

Maybe suppositories would be better.

Don't forget the threatening and intimidating gathering of information. Hope they also talk to ex-sponsors and supporters in pubs. BTW Sandy has denied he is leaving 7 and says he has not received any offer from Fox Footy.

Any Footy news lately?

Gee, at the top of the Board is an ad that states 5 foods never to be eaten, if you want to stay trim, number 1, the banana. Mercy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes as far as JT goes but Clark is a long way from playing just walking around. Hope the info is wrong as I said earlier.

Hope this is not true, but a guy at work today told me that he heard from a Doctor that Clark's injury is far worse than we are being told and that Trengove had surgery on his broken foot a week ago.

Aren't people who use twitter twits?

Gawn on the long term injury list again. Anyone else getting worried about big Maxie ever being fit to play?

Australia certainly can be tough at times, cyclones, floods, droughts, bushfires and now tornadoes. Still we are the lucky country. All the best to the people suffering at the moment and I mean the weather victims, not Melbourne supporters.

Glad to be back with my fellow banana lovers.

Back in Melbourne after going through Cyclone Oswald at Gold Coast. It was really scary. Lucky to get a flight out of Brisbane today.