Redleg

Just got back from speaking to Kurt and he says we have nothing to worry about. He said if we were tanking we would have played PJ on Brown in the last quarter against the Tigers.

I am going out to interview Kurt Tippett to get his inside view of the tanking persecution.

Had a banana foster for dessert tonight with cherry Garcia ice cream. I can't work out why my pants feel tight. Yesterday my Doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I am off to find a bar with a mirror.

Next you will tell me they see you coming and going.

Well I am here in Hobart and the locals tell me that there was no tanking; we were just no bloody good. They know their footy.

Been wearing banana coloured polo tops. Getting many admiring glances from the ladies. Shocking news for morabito. Going to be hard for him.

And the Berry Street Home is actually next to the MCG on the punt road side.

I am on a cruise ship with WJ and wives and am told there is more speculative crap on the investigation today.

I have cancelled the banana smoothies for the same reason.

We didn't see any more ex Dees or current ones either.

Off to a restaurant with the WJ family to celebrate his anniversary. Should be some good Dees discussion held. At dinner the other night we saw former Dee great Tangles Walker, hopefully tonight we might see another former Dees great. This is what my life has turned into, meals with WJ and hopes of seeing Dees players to chat to. Wonder if Hugh Hefner's life is any better?

Is it just me, who thinks Hugh Hefner's latest marriage at 86 to his 26 year old voluptuous Playboy magazine centrefold bride is sad? She is nearly 40 years younger than his daughter. Yes she is beautiful and every man including me might desire her, but don't we see this for what it really is, a form of prostitution, publicly paraded for the public. Maybe I have become old and bitter and very cynical, but I don't think I would want the whole world laughing at me and my wife. She even said when they broke up last year he was hopeless in bed. Who needs that sort of private crap out in the public and then he goes back with her, to try and show the world that he won. Well yes his money did win. If I was his age I wouldn't consider a woman for my wife unless she was at least 30 ( bad joke to end the post ).

Happy New Year all and lets hope for a better 2013 for the Dees and a safe and happy year for all of us.

Tempting fate.

No it's not my website, but I started the thread and I am attached to it. You attack a popular thread and call for it to be merged, one that has many varied topics and nearly 3700 contributions and over 111000 views and then you resort to name calling. Well done.

Seems like Petterd is being accused of making vile comments to women at the game and that his comments have been recorded. That won't appear in any Wilson column. At least his President seems totally uninterested.Hope it doesn't hinder his career at Tigers.

The mods wouldn't let me be one.

Heaven forbid.

This is a stand alone thread and will not be merged with any other as its topics are wide and varied. If unhappy go back to the bush demon.

Funny.

He actually had others do the tanking.

If his crimes weren't so serious I would have said, "Was he accused of tanking?"

That has been said.

Another malignment, casting aspersions on my own legal skills. I need a realignment.

I am being maligned.