Redleg

GWS have a new Vice Captain but I won't mention him.

Had half a banana for breakfast. I am however a glass half full type of guy, so it was good. Any news stories convicting us today?

I wouldn't, mind a diversion.

Not in the slightest. I am always gratified when someone feels happy reading or contributing to this thread.

Feeling happier?

I presume that is a countdown to the MFC reply to the AFL on the tanking issue. The AFL will need time to consult on our reply so I am not sure of the value of the countdown. If however it brightens your day count away.

Could you see me?

Feeling better now that I have had some banana yoghurt. Sunbaked today, of course using my banana boat sunblock. Lying on a banana lounge. Banana zinc cream on the lips.

Hope your friend is feeling better. WJ and I are off the love boat now and on the Gold Coast for a few days. We will be dropping in to the GC Suns to see how things are progressing there. They are close to Ashmores Steak House where you can apparently get a great plate of Moreton Bay Bugs.

Feeling really sick to day, at one stage I thought I had a kidney stone. Now think it may have been a bad banana I ate.

Looking at my gut lately that is quite possible.

In Brisbane and going to Lions training to speak to Beamer and Stef. about being in the home state of bananas and whether that fact will reinvigorate their careers.

Jack Watts just tweeted that he is bulking up on bananas as he doesn't want the club to have any tanking issues about him this year.

Just got back from speaking to Kurt and he says we have nothing to worry about. He said if we were tanking we would have played PJ on Brown in the last quarter against the Tigers.

I am going out to interview Kurt Tippett to get his inside view of the tanking persecution.

Had a banana foster for dessert tonight with cherry Garcia ice cream. I can't work out why my pants feel tight. Yesterday my Doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I am off to find a bar with a mirror.

Next you will tell me they see you coming and going.

Well I am here in Hobart and the locals tell me that there was no tanking; we were just no bloody good. They know their footy.

Been wearing banana coloured polo tops. Getting many admiring glances from the ladies. Shocking news for morabito. Going to be hard for him.

And the Berry Street Home is actually next to the MCG on the punt road side.

I am on a cruise ship with WJ and wives and am told there is more speculative crap on the investigation today.

I have cancelled the banana smoothies for the same reason.

We didn't see any more ex Dees or current ones either.

Off to a restaurant with the WJ family to celebrate his anniversary. Should be some good Dees discussion held. At dinner the other night we saw former Dee great Tangles Walker, hopefully tonight we might see another former Dees great. This is what my life has turned into, meals with WJ and hopes of seeing Dees players to chat to. Wonder if Hugh Hefner's life is any better?

Is it just me, who thinks Hugh Hefner's latest marriage at 86 to his 26 year old voluptuous Playboy magazine centrefold bride is sad? She is nearly 40 years younger than his daughter. Yes she is beautiful and every man including me might desire her, but don't we see this for what it really is, a form of prostitution, publicly paraded for the public. Maybe I have become old and bitter and very cynical, but I don't think I would want the whole world laughing at me and my wife. She even said when they broke up last year he was hopeless in bed. Who needs that sort of private crap out in the public and then he goes back with her, to try and show the world that he won. Well yes his money did win. If I was his age I wouldn't consider a woman for my wife unless she was at least 30 ( bad joke to end the post ).