Redleg

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.Every new member will get a free banana . I will get this club moving again.

Do you reckon I will get a gong for being MFC President?

Maybe Kennett could stand for President of the Burwood chapter of the Australian Alpaca Association.

Do Alpacas like bananas?

OD, don't use the word "monkey". We will get in all sorts of trouble. Good luck with the implants, you might end up looking like Ben-Hur's avatar. Oh sorry, you were talking about teeth implants. Good luck anyway.

What are we talking about?

Welcome.

Isn't it?

Keeps the rain out, or is that in.

Yummy!

But then he "frittered" away an election and "split".

I think it is MN's fault.

What in hell does Kennett know about bananas?

It's easy, they are full of crap.

Would have made a good MFC Board member.

I think the media need to learn to report accurately what is happening, which they often fail at, rather than creating the news. Also how many votes did Robbo get from the MFC members in the last MFC Board election? I think these media/journo types should try and do their own job properly, before they try to do everyone else's.

Correct grasshopper.

That would rule out all banana conversations. Not sure that would be acceptable to the readership.

Always open to suggestions.

Doubt it, it would make you believe you can do things, rather than destroy your belief, as seems to have happened.

I am told people smoke that and get a yellow high.

That would be right , wet banana cake.

It's a changing world Old Dee. When a man has to throw out his banana smoothie, what is left in life. Don't answer " the container".

Anything happening today? Briefed nominated for Flemington saturday. Bought a banana smoothie for lunch and as is my luck lately, threw it out after a few sips. Bloody ordinary. How do you stuff up a banana smoothie?

i am feeling like Old Dee at the moment, waiting for the game on TV and not really caring less. Expecting to see another thrashing and the beginning of another week or rubbishing or pity from my mates. The usual scenario is that we lose a good player early in the game and players back in the side, or down on form for the opposition, star. Therefore I predict great games for Buddy, Hale and Birchall.