Redleg

Good idea, we use the Hawks membership numbers rort. Yes we sign up our Alpacas, budgies, turtles, hamsters etc and suddenly we are a major club again. Sponsors will see us worthy of of their sponsorship dollars with our huge data base.The AFL will once again see us as the major club we once were. I will even join up my pet cockatoo with the loud screechy voice, who we named Kennett.

See, when we all put out heads together we can come up with these great ideas to save the club.

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.Every new member will get a free banana . I will get this club moving again.

Do you reckon I will get a gong for being MFC President?

Maybe Kennett could stand for President of the Burwood chapter of the Australian Alpaca Association.

Do Alpacas like bananas?

OD, don't use the word "monkey". We will get in all sorts of trouble. Good luck with the implants, you might end up looking like Ben-Hur's avatar. Oh sorry, you were talking about teeth implants. Good luck anyway.

What are we talking about?

Welcome.

Isn't it?

Keeps the rain out, or is that in.

Yummy!

But then he "frittered" away an election and "split".

I think it is MN's fault.

What in hell does Kennett know about bananas?

It's easy, they are full of crap.

Would have made a good MFC Board member.

I think the media need to learn to report accurately what is happening, which they often fail at, rather than creating the news. Also how many votes did Robbo get from the MFC members in the last MFC Board election? I think these media/journo types should try and do their own job properly, before they try to do everyone else's.

Correct grasshopper.

That would rule out all banana conversations. Not sure that would be acceptable to the readership.

Always open to suggestions.

Doubt it, it would make you believe you can do things, rather than destroy your belief, as seems to have happened.

I am told people smoke that and get a yellow high.

That would be right , wet banana cake.

It's a changing world Old Dee. When a man has to throw out his banana smoothie, what is left in life. Don't answer " the container".