Redleg

Well not on the field anyway. We are certainly getting beaten up off it, in the media.

It didn't.

No it ran like the Dees play.

Starcrazy at Seymour at 11.15AM today. If he handles the heavy ground he is an each way chance.

Dunno. Has anything happened today?

I feel I am letting you all down, as I am having a piece of toast and a cup of tea for breakfast.

I thought I was to be the popularly elected President. Now we are hearing about Deeoldfart, Stockdale, Freeman and even Kennett. What is going on?

Yuk!

Can't believe that on the last two abandoned meetings, I have had a runner each time. Seymour now transferred to saturday.

I certainly feel all warm and fuzzy when I enter the thread. Maybe it is due to the aroma of bananas.

Appears to be fine. Guess it was track too hard and second up from a spell which is usually his poorest run.

Now we are talking.

For those interested I have a runner at Seymour thursday at 11.03, named Starcrazy. If not too heavy he should go ok.

Must admit I have never heard of it. Sounds like an interesting combo. I am prepared to try it.

Stick to the banana crepes, they won't give you nightmares of Melbourne games.

No he is too busy running for President of the Australian Pigeon's Association, even though he is a cocky not a pigeon.

I know how you feel, I was at the game.

As we near 200 pages and 5000 posts, I think, for only a second, we should reflect on the post MFC career of that person, on Ablett like money up West of Sydney. Saturday, another typical day at the office, 13 possies at 60% effectiveness. Oh well back to bananas.

Moving on.

One of my first jobs as President.

No that was Kennett the cocky. BTW Mrs. Redleg is not amused.

Good idea, we use the Hawks membership numbers rort. Yes we sign up our Alpacas, budgies, turtles, hamsters etc and suddenly we are a major club again. Sponsors will see us worthy of of their sponsorship dollars with our huge data base.The AFL will once again see us as the major club we once were. I will even join up my pet cockatoo with the loud screechy voice, who we named Kennett.

See, when we all put out heads together we can come up with these great ideas to save the club.

I think we need to change the MCG seats to banana lounges. We will steer away from pies and chips and sell banana fritters, banana splits, banana bread and cake, banana mousse, duck a la banana sandwiches and washed down with those healthy banana smoothies. I will get the trumpeter to play the banana boat song and have the bananas in pyjamas selling raffle tickets at the games.Every new member will get a free banana . I will get this club moving again.

Do you reckon I will get a gong for being MFC President?