Redleg

Just had a Vanilla Chai Latte. What is happening to me?

What, you couldn't find a nice picture to go with that comment?

Footy starts later this month.

Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

Time to get into the banana smoothies.

Far too serious OD.

I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.

Judgment day for Hird. Would be shocked if he won, but probably not as shocked as the AFL and ASADA.

Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

Just more obstacles in my way.

Exactly the same, so not too bad. Problem is, WJ is dragging me off to Chinese Restauarants and trying to sabotage me.

Wary, but still dating them.

Has that helped with attracting the ladies?

I'll have to cut down.

While not sticking strictly to a Paleo diet I am eating less and drinking more water.I have some scales on holiday but they are not very accurate. Depends if you lean what it shows. Get home on Saturday and back onto regular scales and would expect a small loss. Might try and go a bit more caveman when I return. That doesn't mean belting the wife over the head with a club either, especially as I would be scared she would belt me back harder.

I suppose it would be a good place to meet people.

New series on Studio on Foxtel about the Royals of various countries over the centuries. Just saw the ones on Henry VIII and Elizabeth 1. Pretty ordinary individuals. Hygiene nearly non existent in those times. Most just outright stank. In one of the castles there was a row of toilets about 30 of them all next to each other without any privacy. Imagine the smell and the sight of 30 people crapping at the same time. Great job being the cleaner. No wonder the royals were so short tempered.

Absolutely, as developed by the Neanderthals.

Agree. That is why I have "dairy" milk chocolate instead of "dark" chocolate.

95% humidity up here on the Coast yesterday. The players would be feeling it training in that. Mrs. Redleg's glasses fogged up as she got out of the car and all the windows in our apartment were fogged completely when we got home. Pretty warm today too. Reminds me of Singapore.

Just watched the Dees win over the Tigers last year again on Fox Footy. Denigrated players Pedo, Toumpas and Watts were among our best. Also Matt Jones had plenty of the ball but as usual his disposal let him down. If he could fix that part of his game he would be a handy player as he can find the ball.

How about, "what goes better with a fungal infection, red or white? Or, is a kiss and cuddle with my fungal infection out of question?

Well you could have asked her first.

Just the thought of it is making me ill.

More likely Mission Impossible or Austin Powers.