Redleg

Billy Stretch says hello.

You drank shiraz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw the Gat got a mention early in the week, with some criminal on the roof.

Anything happening on Demonland today?

He has 4 attributes that are in demand, pace, disposal skill, work ethic and a footy brain.

Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

Not yet.

Maybe we play better in the dark, then again unlikely, as we wouldn't see them coming in to bowl.

Should I watch or not?

Possibly a couple more wins this year if we pay our best footy.

Not if the three others are BBO, Biff and DC.

Give BBO a ring, he can help you. He has had years of counselling and could pass on many good tips.

I don't want to have to spend time with BBO and his loose lifestyle. Then I will be totally led astray. I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

Oh the shame. Today I chose a vanilla milkshake over a banana smoothie. I am racked with guilt.

The old Old Dee is back.

On my recent holiday I was on a cruise with the owner of Baccardi Rum. He is a regular on these cruises. Next time we run into each other I will pitch him the concept of banana rum, it will revolutionize the world's drinking habits.

Ernie I am at your beck and call. Mrs. Redleg allowed me to buy a bunch of bananas yesterday and I am just sitting in the kitchen, looking at them and waiting for them to ripen, before devouring.

I think the bike is crying.

I am wearing a hat that says Hemingway but it doesn't refer to Ernie, it refers to a Stallion/ former racehorse. The people over here think I am a lover of the work of Ernie. More importantly not a banana in sight.

Had a spare couple of minutes Ernie?

No dinner, but have spoken to him a few times. He is Norwegian and can't help me with the banana situation. It is getting quite desperate.

I am confident. I would be like Gawnie next to Boomer.

And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing.