Demonstone

Players' tattoos are getting worse and worse.

Why are we talking about Carlton? Screw Carlton. This is a MELBOURNE board.

Classic case of "Damned if you do and damned if you don't". Posters bemoan that "stubborn" Goodwin won't try new things but, when he does, he gets potted for doing so.

Why do you persist with this myth that we "let him go"? You know very well that we tried to keep him but he chose to exercise his free agency rights. I can only conclude that you are very obtuse or that you are a troll.

If you ask Bomber fans, he would look around but then miss the target with his disposal.

I think that happens in the umpire changing rooms after the game.

FTFY.

You do understand you're permitted to SUPPORT your team?

We're 15 points up. North have kicked three goals in half a game. Chins up, Demonlanders.

It's one thing to have an opinion but a different thing entirely to keep harping on about it and posting the same thing over and over and over and over again. I think we all know how you feel.

I do but we had no control in losing him Incorrect. We chose to trade Hogan, unlike Jordon who was a FREE AGENT.

No, he just likes whinging, criticising and posting the same comment week after week.

Moorabbin bound for sure. He changed his name by deed poll today to Tyson St Engle.

Warning: This musical tribute to Kynan Brown is rated R (for repulsive).

Your image (and others') are not appearing on my computer, @Little Goffy. Is it just me or are other Demonlanders having similar issues? I also haven't been able to post images of late. The two problems are probably connected. edit: Problem solved by the original and best Wizard, Andy @Demonland.

If only your posts were insightful...

The drink of choice round here of late seems to be Melbourne Bitter.

I've heard the same thing. Petracca to Collingwood in a straight swap for both Daicos brothers plus Quaynor thrown in as steak knives.

I don't personally know anybody with those first names, but a quick Google search will reveal they exist.

Say hello to McLean Stevenson, aka Lt. Colonel Henry Blake of M*A*S*H* fame!

Ad infinitum. Ad nauseam.

I thought it might make a change from the mass anger, bitterness and vitriolic wrist-slashing of late. Be warned that I have three (3!!) more teasers up my sleeve, but will not post any for a while.