Demonstone

I just love Weed. So much so that Bob Marley had a t-shirt with my face on it.

As long as no-one leaves the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I could take it.

The cretins on Bomberblitz reckon they've got him, and they always seem to have the good dope.

You forgot to mention Elvis behind the grassy knoll causing 9/11 at the AFL's direction to distract from the faked moon landing.

Me too, they're ideal for keeping small minds occupied.

Some say they'll take votes off each other, but a Gawn/Oliver quinella has a nice bit of romance to it. Has any club ever achieved this?

Weren't you the bloke who repeatedly assured us that Brayshaw was GONE?

Why does she talk as if she's addressing a kindergarten class?

Surely you jest ...

A racecourse you say? Wonder if Horse thought of it.

Straight swap for Gaff.

Nice work, Dr. D. My only quibble would be that naming Oskar Baker and Weed as 'potential misses' is a tad premature.

I went to that game. Seeing as the mate I went with was a Fitzroy man and he was driving, we had to stay. Until the end.

If he's found guilty, a fine will be the least of his problems. We're talking about a large, trafficable amount of gear here.

Is that the next big stadium being built?

I think we've all heard this song before. It's by Captain Hindsight and The Monday Experts.

If you wanted to be political, it could be Barnaby on one cheek, Tony on the other and Malcolm in the middle.

I used to know a bloke who sniffed glue (true story) and his nickname was 'Bostik'.

Dunno about you lot, but those ads scared the bejeezus out of me and had a lasting impact. I've never been ten-pin bowling since.

I hereby dub him "Wee Charlie Spargo". There hasn't been one since the days of Georgie Bisset.

Harrison? Petty? Are we trying to re-unite the Travelling Wilburys here?

No room for Sean Wight?

I started following this mob in 1965. I'll take any sort of flag at all; it's the only thing left on my bucket list.

Like how his first name is an anagram of 'angry'.

In 1972 our under 15s footy trip was to Kardinia Park to watch Geelong v Melbourne. Tilbrook was playing full back in the seconds that day and his kickouts were regularly reaching the centre. He kicked it so hard, the BANG! would echo around the still empty ground like a rifle shot. From memory, the seniors had a big win later that day. Sorry, realise this is off topic!