Demonstone

3KZ IS football!

Declase to add some Dee class?

I really hate autocorrect. It's become my worst enema.

The mute button is your friend.

Jared and Trent?

As much as I admire your confidence and optimism comrade, "gun" may be a case of gilding the lily. Don't forgot that a struggling North Melbourne delisted him and no other club was interested. Hopefully your prediction is spot on, but I wouldn't be betting the farm on it.

I haven't heard that one, Bingers. Wiki informs me that it was issued in 1975 and achieved gold status. When "Agents Of Fortune" came out in 1976, I bought it on the strength of the outstanding single "Don't Fear The Reaper" then doubled up the following year with "Spectres" which contained another great song, "Godzilla". Although I still have both LPs, neither have seen the turntable for decades now. Time to redress that!

I hope this is not meant to be a yolk.

Life can be terribly unfair sometimes and my sympathies go out to the young man. As an aside, it's disappointing that the club's article linked above kept spelling his name wrong.

Why do we need a whipping boy?

* antagonists? adversaries? opponents?

Have you heard B. B. King's "Live At The Regal"? The audience interplay is just amazing. James Brown's "Live At The Apollo" is also highly regarded in the pantheon of live recordings.

I'm sure the club would love to hear your ideas on how to prevent players getting injured.

Those are usually regarded as 'the big four' albums by most Stones fans and they are all outstanding. This was the Rolling Stones at their peak and they were produced in a remarkable four-year sequence from 1968 to 1972 with the greatest live album of all time, 'Get Yer Ya-Yas Out', in the middle of it all. Ya-Yas is apparently a slang term for breasts, which may help explain Charlie's t-shirt on the cover!

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Do any other clubs offer these four features?

Who are you talking about here, old black cloud of misery and gloom? If you're referring to Ben Brown, we got him for next to nothing. It was our picks 26, 33 and a future 4th rounder in exchange for Brown, pick 28 and a future 4th rounder, so essentially he cost us pick 33.. That is not "overs". I genuinely believe you need to seek professional help for your condition.

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'Can't You Hear Me Knocking' really showcases Mick Taylor's exquisite lead guitar chops in all their glory. If push came to shove, I think I'd opt for Sticky Fingers as my favourite Stones' album, just edging out Exile On Main Street and Let It Bleed. In the early 80s, I saw Mick playing with John Mayall's band at a venue on the Upper Esplanade in St Kilda that I'm pretty sure no longer exists. The show was, naturally enough, very blues based but Mick's playing was worth the price of admission alone, especially for a Stones freak like myself who, at that stage, had never seen them in concert. Any Stones' nut worth their salt would recall that Mick of course was originally recruited by the Stones in 1969 while he was a member of John Mayall's Bluesbreakers.

Perhaps they could send Carlton to Tasmania and make them play at Wynyard. They would, of course, be known as the "Wynie Blues".

Imagine if the AFL struck a deal with Tasmania to relocate us down there. We'd have to change our nickname to "The Van Demons".

Is Eddie taking it on the chins?

Poor logic, D.Reemer. If we based recruitment on being a son of a great, we'd currently have Jake Lovett and Garry Lyon's three boys on the list. I'm only interested in Kobe if he's up to AFL standard. His breeding is irrelevant.

Who dat?