Demonstone

Friday afternoon's intraclub match against North Melbourne. Peter Ryan in The Age not quite grasping the meaning of "intraclub".

Calm down Donald!! "Grab A Snatch And Hold It" is a great song by a 60s/70s Aussie band called Chain.

I was going to go with "Our first shot for goal went through for a behind and there's no opposition to kick it back into play".

Wonder if his hair is bleached.

It's intriguing how some people find the black cloud in every silver lining.

We've already got an Oscar. Of course, some will say he doesn't help us win games of footy.

Which one's the mascot?

Where are we all going to meet after the game to toast our 13th flag?

Should be a slogan, buck: "Skip the giggles to fix the niggles".

Anyone else impatient to see the rest of the episodes?

You need to be a bit silly, otherwise you'd go mad.

Jon Pierik in The Age on Daisy Pearce ... Her eight touches to half-time all found an opponent. By "opponent", I assume he means "teammate".

Interesting that Hawthorn, who seemingly won flags at will for a few years there, are second on that list just one behind us. Destroys any notion of a correlation between ex-players winning flags and being an unsuccessful club.

Best wishes for your nuptials from me as well, Jaded. They say that marriage is a great institution but, then again, who wants to live in an institution? ?

Yep, knocked his head on the ground after taking yet another speccy late in the game. "Nureyev!" exclaimed an enthralled Sandy Roberts in response to Schwarz's acrobatics that day. When asked after the game why he hadn't taken Schwarz off as a precaution, coach Neil Balme said "I just like watching him play". So did we, Neil. Alas, we lost the following week to West Coast, Schwarta was relatively quiet and it was the following pre-season when he did his knee for the first time and he was never the same player again.

Nothing wrong with trying to land a big fish, even it's not trading time yet.

3 votes ... D. Schwarz (Melbourne)

Demonland would go into meltdown if May got himself suspended in the first game!

The wealthy, conservative, polo loving, Liberal stalwart Gil McLachlan is a "lefty"?

AFLM? Never going to happen, but to be appropriate, they should call themselves FLIM-FLAM.

What number would you wager your $17 on? ?

What number did Harley end up getting?

Picket fence?

Having now watched the first part, must say I enjoyed that. And Moonie, I'm afraid you're wrong. Posters aren't standing in a line. It's "cue", as in cue up a record or to take your cue. (Cue Moonie arguing back!)

Oh yeah? Come here and say that!