Go Ds

Ahhh, so in summary ... No Roos. Faux p**s. Bad snakes, Sad fakes.

Doesn't Salo's family own a Lebanese restaurant? When I read Leb yesterday I assumed Salem. Pardon your French but sorry for your mal de mer and sunburn. I guess you really were red and blue.

Yes but if you did these comparisons at the end of 2020 you wouldn't have Melbourne coming anywhere near close to winning the flag or Richmond the back-to-back premiers missing the eight altogether(in 2021). Will Brisbane even end up being in the top four this year? I mean probably yes but who knows how much Neale's extra curricular activity affects the team. Anyway there's team morale , team tactics , team cohesion plus with 40 something players on each side some will improve some will go backwards and some will be injured. You're not completely wrong but there are surprises every year and that's because there are so many intangible factors or at least stuff we just don't know at all about.

Umm, most years you could do this depressing exercise and end up with nearly every defending Premier winning the next flag too. Predicting us to win this years flag is way too optimistic. But I really don't like your methodology to predict ladder positions this year

Yep! So many mistakes! I bet the predictions at the moment will be the same kind of wrong come the seasons end. I love the people trying to predict the whole bloody ladder. There are (18 x 17 x 16 x 15 .... ) possible permutations which is more than 6,000,000,000,000,000!!! Also often there's so much recency bias

So true. I quoted/replied to someone's post with one line. It was totally innocent but it was totally held back to be reviewed by the moderators. It turns out that there was one word in the other person's post that caused this.... D*UGS

I am reminded of this segment on one of the late night American TV shows

So often people just speak and they sound confident but really their opinion doesn't really mean that much. But the confidence? They sound so convincing! I'm not going to make out that I'm always defying this - certainly many people can be guilty of this too. I really don't know what to make of any of this Bomberblitz commentary - it all sounds right ish. But who knows? At times it feels like we're talking about unicorns on another planet in another galaxy. Are they green? are they pink ? Do they smoke? what do they eat ? We can all theorize all we like but there may not even be any unicorns in the first place anyway. 😂 While it's still weeks away eventually all the jigsaw pieces will fall into place and we'll actually know whether (and who) we've been right or wrong. Guess it's just the way it is; in other words it's yet another preseason.

I know what you're thinking, punk. Did we lose six or only five close games? In all the excitement of these training reports I plain forgot. Do we feel lucky , punk?

I hope I didn't sound ungrateful. This is a free website and it's kind of nice to have these quizzes over summer time as a diversion. I'm sure people put a fair bit of work into these - compiling them. So thank you. If I hated them so much I wouldn't even click on them.

Oh, dear. For a millisecond there I thought you filming a Fox porno! 🙄

Rubbing? He better not also get his wrist in a brace. 😂😂😂

It's Kalani, yes? Given that hopefully he'll become a good player the people on DL will just learn his correct name naturally.

Can you do your Dirty Harry impression too?

Being an insular Melbourne boy I only remember Tracy.

Please put us put of our misery. I've seen Kevin Costner films shorter than this!

Hmm. For a veteran it sounds like you're f**k**g killing the beep test!

Go And Get F...language! Your beep test finished three days ago!

Stick to 9k. It wouldn't surprise me if by August even the footy shows have commented on how Culley's trade was a steal. But that's still less than what I feel a few here are expecting. Brownlow would be hilariously extra. 🤣

I'm never quite sure what to make of intraclub stuff. Sure , unexpected fumbles are bad and goals from the boundary line are good. But sometimes a player looks bad because an intraclub opponent did something brilliant or conversely an opponent didn't chase hard enough or apply enough pressure making a Casey player look like either Gary Ablett. I'm looking forward to this season and to see how Latrelle, Culley and others who have been talked up actually go. But same as there's food p*rn this possibly is practice match p*rn.

Can you provide actual posts where posters said these players would be even close to great? Maybe some have said similar about Langford (and possibly Tracc and Clarry and all the way back to maybe Watts and Scully). But i think you're totally exaggerating what posters have said.

It wouldn't surprise me if he establishes himself as a useful part of our best 22. But are we overhyping him? Hopefully he'll just be getting on with business regardless. And hopefully even if he does have a few quiet games fans don't feel let down based on their (not the club's) (over-) expectations.

They're all watermelons? 😂