Ghostwriter

JvR is rucking? For Geelong???! Dafuq is he doing here?

I’ve got a bad feeling Geelong will mount a successful comeback. There’s just something about them.

A goalless first quarter would be 🤌

It was him. And it was beautiful 🤩

LOL so much for their “Sea of White” 😁 It looks amazing when done successfully (the NBA playoffs) but not when only half the crowd bother to wear them. I guess they’re lucky Cotton On is a sponsor.

Bailey Smith is a petulant brat.

I sure hope so! It would make all those sadsacks in their white t-shirts look even sillier.

The problem with this is the existence of the thread would soon be forgotten and consequently it would fall into obsolescence, just like Werridee’s rolling best 22 teams thread that was created specifically for him. He used it for a short while but alas and alack, he’s forgotten it exists and now we’re back to seeing his best 22s in Every. Single. Thread. 😳

Wouldn’t it have been Leb? He was our first pick.

I was wondering why folks on here are expected to know how to speak French. Why French? Why not Polish, or Chinese, or Arabic, etc. I also may or may not have had a drink last night and when I drink… 🎶 There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me 🎶 😂

We drafted Jeffo before Dogga left. Maybe you meant Leb?

Dlaczego wszyscy tutaj muszą umieć mówić po francusku? A co z polskim, na przykład? Dlaczego nie wszyscy muszą umieć mówić po polsku? 或者為什麼不是中文？ Eða kannski íslenskt? Kaj pa slovenščina? وجهة نظري هي، لماذا الفرنسية فقط؟ 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Just a friendly reminder… This is the NON-MFC thread. NON, as in…

Maybe we should start a Woulda Coulda Shouda… Didn’t thread for lamentations such as this. A communal crying-room, if you will.

We use the term “Gameday mascot” when referring to the kid who gets to run through the banner holding hands with a player. As for the adults in costumes who are mascots, I never take notice of their names. I just feel bad for them when it’s 30+ degrees and they can’t sneak a quick drink without taking the head off which would probs freak out little kids.

“Booo! You left out Max!” — every 3-5yo Dees kid

He missed too many leg days at the gym.

whY oH WHy diD wE leT dOggA gO??! 🙄

Not that I know of, Super. Plenty on the Gold Coast. Noosa is also popular. They’ll know they’re alive when they’re back in Melb for training on Sunday morning, a sunny and warm 6 degrees to welcome them back 😅

Gee that’s something I’ve never been told before, ever. Oh, except for the bazillion times I’ve been told it by a small number of reprobates here. Never liked you in your previous incarnation. Dislike you even more in this current one. Aaaaaaand ignore

The thread title alone annoys me. Wouldn’t bother opening the article. Geez Louise, we have a footy-less weekend and this is what’s brought up? And a Zero Hanger article at that. There’s a reason they have ‘Zero’ in their name.

I too have not heard our players complaining about travelling, except on one occasion when one player wasn’t thrilled about flying to Alice but only because they shared the chartered plane with St. Kilda players.

For those attending our Gold Coast match there’s this curtain raiser… It would be great to have as many folks in attendance as possible. The Casey boys need our support too ♥️💙

I believe so, too. Then we can finally kiss goodbye the whole Melbourne has a bad culture thing. Kozzie just recommitted, our kids don’t regret being drafted by us (and just as importantly… nor do their parents) and Kalani shuns the GCS in favour of us. Surely that’s more than enough to dispel the rumours of a bad culture.

Quite the challenge to get the players to take one shot at goal, let alone a thousand. Most of them are away on their break. Queensland seems to be the popular choice.