Ghostwriter

Thanks Slartz, my job would be easier if you and ‘Banger could drag your sorry arzes here. You know I’m not good at reporting which players are or aren’t here nor just reporting in general. 🤨 Now I’ve gotta face @Roost it far and his unreasonable demands on my own.

Jeffo wasn’t at either session. However, I was talking with Bez (OB38) and he said this week’s match (VFL) will be great because they’ll have Jeffo and Luker up forward.

After every one had long gone there was me and Kalani chatting for about half an hour. We talked about a bunch of things: his return to good health, his living sitch with Kolt and Luker, the things the whole group does together in their free time and (stop reading if you’re grossly offended by the mere mention of an 18yo boy talking to a middle-aged woman about his girlfriend and their relationship and about his ex and why that didn’t work out, etc., so grossly offended that you feel compelled to come post about your repulsion on here), a wide range of subjects. Anyways I mentioned Jeff then apologised adding he must be sick of his dad coming up in every convo with us sentimental fans. He surprised me with what he said about this. He said he not only understands it but he loves it and that Jeff has explained it to him. He said becoming a Demon was never in question and that’s largely because of what Jeff’s told him about our club and our fans. This is a wise head on young shoulders and we’re blessed to have him.

But it was a footy act, so I get a premiership medal.

I mean, there’s easily a couple of grand worth of shoes here and no one around.

Sharpie’s not here because as is the way this season each player has their own schedule and this afternoon was lifting then running for Sharpie.

Kalani, Ron, XL, TC, Jed, Leb, Bez, Harves, Max, Trelly, Tommy Matthews, Reg, Kolt Ricky M in this group.

I came back for this session for the sole purpose of seeing Sharpie and he’s not here 😭

Luker is running exceptionally well. If I get a chance I’ll try to get an update. I kid you not, as they’re running laps as a group, Trelly is bouncing a flippin ball and not even slowing down a millisecond.

I just got back to Gosch’s and the second group is out here already. All running laps.

I didn’t bring it up but on this, Monners said the club sat Riv down and explained exactly how it’s gonna be handled and that Riv is fine with it. I also didn’t mention Riv potentially carrying an injury, Andy said “his knee issue” like it was common knowledge.

Yes he said had Casey not had a bye he would’ve had another VFL game under his belt. He said prior to the last VFL game they told him they’d like him to play two games in the twos before hitting the park in the seniors. He said he’s feeling 100% and can’t wait to be back out there

You and me both OD.

I just ran into CJ. He’s looking at three weeks on the sidelines. No strapping or bandaging on his calf because “The news, man. They can be anywhere, don’t want them knowing any more than they already do.” Naturally he’s bummed about the injury but he says it’s not as bad as what some others are dealing with.

I spoke to Cub (Taylor Whitford). Paddy has a broken thumb. Won’t be available this week of course but “won’t be out of the game for too long.” Cub also said they’re really pleased with his performance on Sunday

The most important news of the day: Jai ain’t getting a haircut anytime soon.

Vines is out here now. In great spirits. He’s working with a physio and is doing more than in previous sessions. Bowser said they’re expecting him to be right by round 7/8 but he’ll need some time at the VFL since he’s had no preseason. He said at the end of every single training session, he feels fitter and stronger than before.

Bowser and Disco, Hendo and Koz just kick-to-kick while the others play a kinda halfbaked match sim of sorts, the white bibs being the only sign of a match sim. Steeley and Petts also kick-to-kick but I think their reason is coz it’s fun. 😁 Speaking of fun, the very first thing Koz said about Sunday was “That was fun!”

He’s not here. If I get the chance I’ll try to get an update from staff. Thing is, there are not many staff members here. Taylor Whitford is the only one out there.

Some of the boys have left already. They have a bike session lined up. The remaining boys will be leaving soon too. They have a running session.

Please don’t anyone panic if you see Kozzie has his right leg bandaged. It’s sore but it’s only a corky. He’s gonna be fine for the weekend. According to AMW Riv likely won’t be playing this weekend. He has a knee issue and they’re looking to make sure he’s 100% before playing him again. Disco is a Test for this week. He himself feels right to go but it will all hinge on how he goes at main training.

Snartarse Ricky Lever. I said THANK YOU! He said What for? I said That bloody incredible win! He said Oh that. Yeah nah that was nothing. I almost need a defibrillator at the match and he says it was nothing 😂

The boys are coming over in dribs and drabs. First two dribs (drabs?) were Tmac and Spaz. Biggest smiles ever! Spaz walking taller for sure. Tmac said he’s relieved the 250 is done and dusted, now on to this weekend

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Funny how you single me out in your reply. And by funny I mean not [censored] funny at all.