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We debuted a new handheld banner today… Get it? 😝

Or Lara Bingle’s “When I was younger I was very young.” She who exclaimed to a paparazzo, “Stop video camera-ing me!” When it comes to intellect, she’s very pretty 😅

Adam doesn’t need to specify the posts he deems pathetic. It’s blatantly obvious.

As far as I know Dannyz hasn’t been given the MASSIVE Egg on the Face warning. I think it’s only fair that he’s also issued this warning. Perhaps he and I can share a clutch of emu or ostrich eggs? I’d offer up my bantams’ eggs but we’d need a minimum of 30 of those bad boys to make just one emu egg. My girls aren’t machines. 😁

Are you saying he’s lazy? Apathetic? Uncommitted? All of the above? Shane wasn’t in great shape when he came to us. There’s a combination of reasons, a significant one being that the fitness program he was assigned at Adelaide wasn’t getting the desired results but was persisted with nonetheless. This eroded his confidence and determination which is not surprising given the psychosomatic nature of it. Regardless, folks will say he simply had a bad attitude. Since he’s been with us he’s been on a customised training program which is occasionally altered according to the progress he’s making in different areas. It was never gonna happen overnight. He slowly transitioned into his new regimen and it’s working successfully. Even while recovering from his achilles he’s following a tailored program. Again, credit to Matty Whelan for working with Shane and Selwyn/Tom Couch/physio team, etc. in terms of designing a program that gets the best out of Shane.

Sadly I got the reference immediately 😅 Today I trialled “Oats” for Layla. It didn’t take off because maybe I’m the only one who remembers it. But I’m with Radar on this, she wants to persist with making it stick, so we’ll make it happen 👊🏼

… and a discussion about one of my favourite topics… nicknames 😃 The W DeeBrief with guest Saraid Taylor

Again, the poster was writing Mihocek off based on his performance last night, ie. one game. Experts simply don’t do that. They wouldn’t last long in their jobs if they did.

Personally I love “Penedles.” Would make a great pet name. Look out, my precious little bantams, one of you is about to be re-named. 😅

Never said Lamby was an expert. Didn’t imply it either. My point was the poster is not an expert, clearly so because writing a player off based on one game is not the wont of an expert.

All these new Pies players I’ve not heard of😅

It’s a good thing experts don’t judge a player on one game only

Last begging attempt… PLEASE, if you can, please come out to Casey Fields today to watch the mighty Dees take down the eagles. Bring the kidlets, there’s plenty for them to do there (besides watching a formidable team playing some great footy). If you don’t have any kids, borrow someone else’s (be sure to get permission first otherwise it’s called kidnapping). Get ‘em off their devices for the day! Fresh air and fun is there for the taking. Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it before (😁) but the Demon Army cook the most delish snags and it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. COME AND SUPPORT OUR DEES!!!

❤️💙 GAMEDAY! ❤️💙 A win today should see us jump above the Hawks and back up to second on the ladder. We don’t want too big a gap between us and North. The welcome return of Goldie and Tahls will bolster the side. Look out, Daisy… your eagles will be plucked! The mighty Dees by a nuggety little Eliza Mac (22 pts) 🥳

I’m still tryna work out who on earth IS Ty Gallop 😅

A Collingwood prelim loss unites us all. It brings us together as one. We’re one big happy family. For tonight anyways. Tomorrow we’ll likely all go back to biting and snapping at each other. Oh if only every day could be a Collingwood prelim loss day 🥹

Gather ‘round y’all… it’s presser time!

But you see, that’s not what you originally said. You said Tracc can achieve such “… if he wants to…” which I took to mean he hasn’t wanted to. I’m pretty sure he’s always wanted to, even this season, and that’s while still recovering mentally and physically from an horrific injury.

I don’t need to have spoken to him, I’ve seen his pressers after losses. That’s enough to know he’s passive-aggressive. Watch a losing presser and you’ll see what I mean. Actually, you’re in luck… there’s one coming up very soon!!! 🥳

I caught myself calling him “Danie” 😃

That’s all true… on any other day but this one. They knocked Collingwood out of the running. Tonight we love them

He’s a passive-aggressive little twerp.

Ima watch every single second of his presser and I know it will seem nowhere near long enough. Piled on pain for the Pies is special

What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs