Ghostwriter

This coming Wednesday and the following Wednesday I won’t be able to attend training. Just letting you and the other sadsack members of the CFOTs in advance so as you don’t publicly portray me as a biatttch 😁

It changes every year. Last year we got DA socks, the years before were keychains, water bottles etc. Thank you for signing up!

Is your Demon Army membership current?

“The Duke” hasn’t taken off. Leb is Leb is Leb. Is Leb is good! 😁

This was us filming part of a promo. I thought it was a Fox promo (same as last year) but it’s an MFC-produced video. We made the banner last week and did a mock raising yesterday outside the ‘G. Then we cruised up and down the Yarra in a boat waving flags etc. and yelling out to Kozzie. It was so much fun, until it wasn’t: I experienced a sad combo of sunburn and mal de mer and had to disembark early 😭

Kingy’s boy, Oscar. Just having a run with the boys today.

If anyone is wondering who the new boy is out there, a boy who looks a lot like Kingy, that’s Oscar King, son of Steven. He’s here to “have a kick with the boys.” He’s 16yo and already a tall boy.

Training at Gosch’s starts at 9:30am today. I’ll only be there for half an hour or so. Why is that, I don’t hear you ask 🙃 Well, that’d be because at 10:15 I’ll be going with other DA members to the ‘G to film a Fox promo 🥳 But wait, there’s more! Afterwards, we’re filming a separate ad which will see us in a boat cruising down the Yarra. When we spot Kozzie running along the banks we will all go nuts, waving scarves and flags etc. In another scene Steven King is waiting for the lift, the doors open and the lift is full of Dees fans. Sounds cringe, right? That’s because it is 😅 but these ads usually are. Anyways, look out for me when it airs; I’ll be the one in red & blue. (Yep, that cheer squad joke will NEVER get old.) PS: @Roost it far my apologies in advance for not furnishing a training report today 😭

My friend is dyslexic. He’s a member of the N.A.D. (National Dyslexia Association)

Being that the average age of our fanbase is 95 I can’t see Trent playing anything you can come up with, Gorgy 😁

If that’s Jeffo, I’m Kim Kardashian

Not to take credit (except totally taking credit) but on Wednesday I told Trent our videographer to keep up the varied choice of music because folks are appreciating it. I said something “alternative/Indie” would be nice. He chose Tame Impala which is fine by me and when I suggested classical music he chose Für Elise which is also fine… baby steps. I’ll have him using Sigur Rós in no time 🤣 Y’all are very welcome 🤗

The start time is listed as 10am but this season they have been starting at 9:00 or 9:30am. It’s not because of the weather, the sessions still run ‘til midday and even later for some players.

My beep test is endless. My life is one big, long beep test. I’ve had to rein it in for the last month while my little grandy was here. It’s been tough but now that they’ve left Aus I’m free to say whatever the [censored] I wanna say, whenever the [censored] I wanna say it and to whom the [censored] I wanna say it. Got a [censored]-tonne of blasphemy to catch up on. 😂

If the player wearing #27 was very tall, quite thin and blonde it might’ve been Xavier, one of the two young guys who’ve been invited to train with us for a fortnight.

Big Moose Heath is #27 so unless someone else was wearing his number, that’d be him.

I’ll happily take Enid! She’s cool. I thought I’d be cast as Grandmama, but you know better than that. Amirite, Fence? 😉 PS: Harves wasn’t wearing #19 because that’s Reggie’s number now. Harvey is #4. Get with the program, bruh. PPS: “Reggie” is Xavier Taylor

Ghostie says it’s 100% AI can GAGF 😅

Yep, that’s Tobes

Doubt if he’ll be showing his legs off anytime soon. The last time he did, things ended badly 🫣🤭😁

Training is at Casey on Mondays and Fridays, and at Gosch’s on Wednesdays. Maybe you can take your daughter on Wednesday. 🙂

The beeps would be literally off the charts. 😅 Speaking of F-bombs, it’s not often you’ll hear Kingy drop one in front of spectators but apparently he was so pleased with the results of the beep tests that he was overheard saying “[censored] yeah!”

I don’t know. But we both know I’ll find out 😁

Seems 9am is the new 10am.

CJ was wearing a snug-fitting cap, the same fit as a swimming cap. He said there’s no need to ever wonder about him changing his hair coz it ain’t gonna happen. But then, four years ago Big Fish Verrall told me he’d never get rid of his 70s shag ‘do then a couple of weeks later lopped the whole lot off and never grew it back again 😭 BEFORE 👍🏽 AFTER 👎🏼