Ghostwriter

I don’t need to have spoken to him, I’ve seen his pressers after losses. That’s enough to know he’s passive-aggressive. Watch a losing presser and you’ll see what I mean. Actually, you’re in luck… there’s one coming up very soon!!! 🥳

I caught myself calling him “Danie” 😃

That’s all true… on any other day but this one. They knocked Collingwood out of the running. Tonight we love them

He’s a passive-aggressive little twerp.

Ima watch every single second of his presser and I know it will seem nowhere near long enough. Piled on pain for the Pies is special

What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs

I’m disproportionately HAPPY with his win 🥳

Oh god. This might happen. Lions might win this

Geez those Pies fans though. Darwin would be rolling in his grave

This is a hard watch

Both for mine But what would I know 🤷‍♀️

Same. Even if they were 10 goals up I’d still feel uneasy

Wowwwwww. What a time to miss a sitter

Kai Lohmann with the reverse Sampson. Maintain the rage Kai 👊🏼

Go back to sleep, Deeves. It’s all just a dream

How about: he volunteers at a homeless shelter and he visits his grandma regularly?

One of my faves <3

He also likes TISM. I think we should keep him

A feisty little midfielder like me 😁

The Lions cheer squad is fantastic tonight. Very frequent and well-timed chants. Unlike Collingwood who seem to know only that one long Collingwood chant, other than that their arsenal comprises boos, lots of boos, and the odd grunt. Amateurs.

HE HAS NOW!!!

Brody Mihocek is the only Filth player I don’t hate. Just in case anyone was wondering 😅

YESSSSS!!! Come on Lions!

You just KNOW they’ll win this. What a [censored] end to a [censored] season.

Speaking from experience, Fence?