Ghostwriter

DON’T MOZZ IT!!!!

Liar 😂

There’ll still be someone at the back of the bay up until game time or when tickets are exhausted As @Dee in a Kilt might attest, sitting in our bay is the most fun. 🥳

Please do!

We have had more cancellations this morning. Anyone who’d like to sit in our bay please feel free to come to the back of M33 before the game and ask one of our friendly staff (or me 😅) for a ticket into the cheer squad bay. You just have to get yourself into the ground with your membership or however you normally do, the ticket into our bay is free. I’ve been tasked with filling the empty seats. Please don’t make me have to corral (likely unwilling) randoms and frogmarch them into our bay. Come say hello even if you don’t wanna sit with us, but be prepared to have your arm twisted, I’ll be the one in red and blue (cheer squad joke… never not funny, to us anyways). Come and experience the fun and noise! And a healthy dose of wanton carnage. PS I hope your team wins! Again, cheer squad joke and again never not funny, to us anyways.

PS we’re in the away team cheer squad bay today (M33 Ponsford end). Despite being given a stingy allocation of seats (thanks Hawks, ya pack o’ mugs) we have seats available in our bay due to DA folks being unexpectedly unable to attend. If anyone is interested… from when gates open at 2:30pm there’ll be a few of us at the back of M33 who can be approached for seats in our bay. GA is all you need. It’s a “dry” bay (no alcohol) and the strictest rule is no opposition colours. These seats are not undercover so make ponchos your friend. Embrace the poncho!!!

GAMEDAY!!! Let’s do this, Dees! Oh, who am I trying to kid. I’m not even fooling myself this week let alone anyone else 😅 I’ve been working since 7am, gotta be at the ‘G at 2pm, DA duties ‘til the first bounce, leave at halftime to head over to Whitten Oval for our W season opener, tomorrow make the six-hour round trip out to Casey to cheer on our VFL lads and all this littered with replacement buses. YAY! No amount of Red Bull, caffeine and Berocca will… Wait, what am I saying?!?! I’ve come to my senses now. GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS! GIVE ‘EM HELLLLLL!!! Three Dees wins from three Dees matches!!! Yeah the Dees ❤️💙

LOL “find”

Why do folks seem to assume a new coach = a successful coach, or even just a better coach? Genuine question. Like every other supporter I really hope our new coach is successful, but I know it’s not a given.

You may indeed suggest the “ignore” option - humbly or otherwise - but it will be a wasted suggestion. “Ignore” works well until someone quotes the hitherto ignored post at which point it’s no longer ignorable and is henceforth unignored. Sweet mother of god I’m repeating myself about posters who repeat themselves

Nat Fyfe 🥹

It’s not a joke because jokes are funny. Therefore it must be reality. God have mercy on our souls

May you never have to experience it in your lifetime, coz it ain’t pretty. Especially Essendon 🤮🤮🤮 The hate is real.

I’m jealous! I wish I could say the same 😂

Just a wild guess here but maybe it’s because you mention it EVERY [censored] FIVE MINUTES!!! Surely you can see how [censored] annoying you are… you’ve been told so many times but you just don’t stop. Having to see your repetitive dreary [censored] in other threads is bad enough but ffs this is the NON [censored] MFC [censored] THREAD. Jesus Mary and Joseph give me strength!

Pffft this would suck. Glad I’m not one of these supporters.

That’s exactly what a fellow-track watcher said when I told him. 😂 there were three fellow-track watchers and I went to report back to them after speaking with Hendo. All three went silent then one of them grimaced and said “Ouch.” 😅

So do I

You wouldn’t have known it was cold and damp such was their gaiety. When they came to the boundary for a team huddle or a water break they were actually singing. And whenever they had to wait for, say, the field to be set up, instead of just standing there, they’d spontaneously start dancing. Endless energy and enthusiasm. They’re an absolute joy to watch.

Hendo turned up late to Tuesday’s flush run because he was “getting a jab” in the groin.

Someone should tell Sharpie 😂 He was very confident about the fact that he qualifies and he’s not even close

Had a chat with our #33 Lily Johnson. She’s loving being a Demon and loves living in Melbourne. Her partner feels the same way 😉

She didn’t mention it and I didn’t ask about it. She trained separately though. She’s her usual awesome bubbly self.

I gave Gabs a big hug from you 💕

Great news… NO SOCCER BALLS!!!