Ghostwriter

Are any of the surnames double-barrelled? PS I’ve submitted three more answers. Whether they’re correct… who knows? Apart from you, dear Demonstone

Nothing tomorrow. Training on Thursday at Casey.

And the female side didn’t get the memo. Kris looks stunning

… and just when you’re wondering could it be any worse, the groomsmen wore the same shirt… … BUT WITH SHORTS 😳

You had me at magic tricks… … you lost me at Bombers fan (non-practicing or otherwise)

Ask to see the manager, Karen.

If they put up with me at Gosch’s they’ll put up with anyone 😅

Richo, on the other hand, likes having the gates open.

Coz you’re lying under my bed?!!!!

I wanna go on your next road trip!!!!

We’re lucky you’re here to tell the story! i have one: out the back of bum[censored] somewhere on the way from Melb to Sale, no one around for miles, driving downhill and my bonnet flew open! I pulled over, regained my composure then secured it with my Doc Martens shoelaces and went on my not so merry way. Of course it happened again (twice) before I reached the next town. Interestingly, it’s not as bad as you’d imagine. It frightens the bejesus out of you but apart from a small crack in the corner of the windscreen neither me or the car were damaged.

Cricket bats have so many uses. You can even play cricket with them!

My Gunn & Moore ain’t knackered like yours. It’s been knocked in but hasn’t really been used much. At my last house I had an old Grey Nicolls by the front door but it got stolen. 🙄

Nah it’s a front door bat. The bed bat is a beautiful Gunn & Moore cricket bat. If I kill someone I’ll do it in style. 😁

Home invasions happen. If I go down, I’ll go down fighting. That said, home invasions are rare around here. That’s because the home invaders live in the area and so they know they ain’t hitting pay dirt here. 😂

I hear ya. I ordered it for my son who loves fast food and has a bottomless pit of a stomach, but I don’t eat it myself. That one order set him back $60!

You can choose between the DoorDasher handing you the food, or leaving it at your door and knocking to let you know it’s there. I always choose the latter. On this occasion dude didn’t knock so he likely left the food, saw the bat then took of fearing for his life. 😅 I know he didn’t knock because my house was silent at the time and I was in the next room and we always hear when someone knocks. Poor bastard earned his wages that night 😂

I hope I never have to use it. I also keep a cricket bat under my bed. I really hope I never have to use that either. It’s a Gunn & Moore, worth quite a bit. I’d hate to see blood and bits of brain on it. 😭

Hey all 👋 have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads. Thought now is a good time to post something since it’s a very quiet time in the world of footy. This happened a couple of nights ago… Got Maccas DoorDashed to mine and noticed a couple of items were missing. This has happened before and DoorDash aren’t exactly quick to respond when contacted. But this time they were very quick and very helpful, which puzzled me. Then I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food, and now I think I know why they were so quick to help.😂 🤭🤭🤭

As a rule the gates are always closed. An exception to this is Monday the 20th of January which is a scheduled open training session at Casey. It’s one event on the school holidays program, another being two days later at Gosch’s…

… and we all thank you sincerely for that 😘

At this stage: the first training session back at Gosch’s for 2025 is scheduled for Wednesday the 15th of January at 10am. As always, this is subject to change.

You typed your post in ❤️ and 💙 and in the right proportions, that’s some serious commitment right there. Love it!

One example of (too) many: She was tasked with explaining why no 50-metre penalty was awarded to North in the final minute of a match vs Collingwood when North were trailing by one point and Bailey Scott marked and was immediately rushed at by two Collingwood players, Sidebottom and I think it was Beau McCreery. A 50-metre penalty would’ve put Scott in the goal square, almost guaranteeing a five-point win. What does Kane do? She publicly admits she sought advice from Brad Scott when it came to explaining this howler. Then she declares that in future she’ll not be fronting the public on matters such as this. What??! If I’m sch!ttt at an important part of my job I don’t get to say welp, not doing that anymore, and still expect to keep my job, let alone getting paid the same.

None of this matters. And it didn’t matter at the time. He was simply never missing finals. The outcome was decided probably as early as within minutes of the incident, or it may as well have been since Maynard was playing in finals come hell or high water. As @Redleg pointed out, Collingwood supporters (the MRO and Gleeson) making such important decisions about a Collingwood player is wrong on every level. Imagine if it was you who had to adjudicate and it was a Melbourne player and finals were on the line. I know I would struggle with impartiality. Fact: the AFL is Collingwood’s little b!ttch. PS: at the time, for about five minutes I admired Laura Kane. I was sucked in. I thought wow she’s actually going up against the MRO, this is ballsy. But she’s just like Dillon and co… weak as pizz. Spineless. Impotent. Puppets on a string.