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lol how dumb are people with their phones, as if it's not being filmed by a thousand other people. Why not just enjoy the moment?

The big Budwah!!! What a sight!

Goal of the year from Hannan. Give me that marvel over any dumb dribbler from the boundary.

There's one for your frees not paid tally Demonland - how that wasn't a chop of the arms against Cripps in the English marking contest I'll never know.

Based on this form they are, but no one would have rated Melbourne a shot at a flag in round 2 last year, and rightly so. Only the true believers had faith - and just because some of us were right doesn't mean it's going to prove to be true this year. I'll reserve my judgment - I simply don't think the pace they play at will be repeatable for the entire year.

31 points with the Dogs' attacking brand and Carlton being Carlton is not insurmountable. Blues can't sustain this level, and the Dogs still have a lot of attacking power.

The Blues are probably playing the best footy in the comp right now - I just can't see it lasting an entire year with the level of efficiency they're getting from everything. EDIT: Also I don't rate the dogs defence worth anything.

Wow that's pathetic from O'Brien, and from the ump for falling for the "high" against Treloar. The poster got what it deserved.

The dogs spread after Carlton win the ball in their defence after the Ugle-Hagen attempt at goal was absolutely pathetic. They're not fit, or they're demoralised.

Dogs have absolutely no defensive nous whatsoever. If the game isn't 100% on their terms that's it for them.

We don't have a midfield that's 5 stars deep playing like madmen on crack.

It's quite amazing how many simple marks bulldogs defenders drop.

That would be beyond anything the dees did in 2021, with no experience whatsoever of Finals, and no underpinning structure - they're very much a run and gun side that depends on their midfield to kick goals. It ain't happening 25 weeks straight.

Patrick Cripps might be the only player in the comp the umps love more than a Dogs player. EDIT: Dogs are getting a bad run with the umps. What is this nonsense?

Do you see Carlton's form lasting all year? I'd suspect they have a midseason dip that lasts a little too long to make top 4 - very much a Melbourne 2018 type year.

I prefer my interpretation, but only slightly.

Hot take - Melbourne will win the flag in a canter this year because we're the only team with a halfway-decent defence.

Gonna drag my mum along. The Essendon men's game is the night before and she lives semi-regional, so if it's one or the other for her I'm actually going to take her to the AFLW prelim - first ever AFLW final played at the G - I mean come on! Gotta be there. The men will play Essendone a billion times again.

Absolutely wild that Langdon can play an entire game the way he does with no rest but what the quarter time breaks can give him.

Thanks Ken.

How good will it be though to train Bowey or Rivers up on the Salem role. Excellent experience for those boys which may see us be even better come the business end of the year. #PositiveDemons

This is bang bang bang but neither team has a sweeper right now!

Not sure how Willie Rioli can cannon into Matt Rowell in the marking contest with no eyes for the footy and it's play on but Weightman gets a free from absolutely insignificant contact from Smith.

I don't have a hell of a lot of people in my life who care about footy. Most of them are co-workers, and one is our COO, who barracks for Richmond but has a fair few Melbourne connections. I always keep it very civil with him as you can expect!