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We also won't get demolished in contested possession and contested marking like Collingwood did.

Occupational hazard - too much contact with a rabid and very large fanbase.

How's that stale bathwater taste Pies?

Why are free kicks given after a goal happens taken from the goal square? It feels like they should be from the centre square, as that's where the ball would be at the start of the play.

Welp it was fun while it lasted. Hawthorn have played their good quarter and will shut up shop from here on in it looks like.

Pies fans would be incensed by this defensive performance from Collingwood. I love it.

Probably no coincidence he missed a lot of games through injury and is not as fatigued/banged up as the rest of the Collingwood side.

Hawks aren't even playing that well and Collingwood are being exposed out the back and can't score. Howe is just about the Pies best player so far.

Spoil sport.

A little birdie told me the Tigers bus accidentally took them to the MCG and they're currently up 200-0 over there.

lol Bailey Smith…can anything go right for this guy...

Did we break Richmond, or were they just not that good? They've conceded like 8 goals in the last 15 minutes of footy. No Dusty this week either.

For the first time I can think of Geelong is the lesser of two evils here. It also helps I won't have to watch Tom Hawkins waddle around.

You're a microcosm Jaded. Much concern for the players' safety in general but also tremendous hatred for Zorko's tiny balls.

Imagine they make the granny.

That's Docklands for you: Eternally 2005

"Yep" - Simon Goodwin, on being asked if Oliver will play again this season. That's the first true thing he's said about Oliver's injury this year...

Harley could have infected 7 billion people Diamond!

From left to right: Neitz, Flower, Barassi, Gawn

He is the best player I've seen wear red and blue. Bar none.

I actually feel for the AFL in all this. The AFL is trying desperately to get ahead of the concussion issue facing contact sport worldwide, and Port has laid a big steaming dump right in their lap.

The Tomlinson for Smith sub was critical because of the agility Smith gave us. I don't want to lose that given we're now conceding so many scores.

Tigers are playing very good footy. Unfortunately Harmes missed those two shots at goal - he kicks those and his game looks very different. As it is he is worst on ground.

Grundy horrible handpass turnover. He's not even doing his around the ground work well. He's no chance in current form.

Perfect full forward's game from tex