Chook

I don't watch Tom Stewart much because I try to avoid watching Geelong, but damn he's a good defender.

Glad the ump pulled that dissent out of all the other clear dissent frees not paid tonight.

Oh my god it's happening!!!

Wahoo!!! Cats in front by 12 points through a beautiful curling ball from Messi.

Let's go umpires!!!

That would be Messi.

Cats in front, despite everything. I feel like they're accidentally scoring, through just random chance at this point. Will it be enough?

1) Front on contact; and 2) It's the only way Geelong will score tonight.

My god Geelong how bad are you?

They lost 2 in a row in 2015 but a bye must have been involved, because Hamish McLaughlin made the distinction between 2 in a row and two in consecutive weeks.

It makes me happy to know the last time Geelong lost in consecutive weeks was to North and Melbourne…in 2006!

Why does Kayo think footy fans want to know about gambling apps, bald cures, and KFC? It's just ads for those three things on rotation the whole night thru.

Horrible commentary team. Dwayne Russell, Kelli Underwood, Dermot Brereton. My ears!

Pretty stiff on Butters, that free kick to Rohan. The only reason he ran into him was because the boundary throw in was 10 m short.

That handpass from Zac Butters was out of this world.

Geelong looks absolutely cooked.

Serious outs for Port Adelaide. If they're to win they need to run the ball through the middle and exploit Geelong's lack of pace. Come on Geelong (shudder).

We also won't get demolished in contested possession and contested marking like Collingwood did.

Occupational hazard - too much contact with a rabid and very large fanbase.

How's that stale bathwater taste Pies?

Why are free kicks given after a goal happens taken from the goal square? It feels like they should be from the centre square, as that's where the ball would be at the start of the play.

Welp it was fun while it lasted. Hawthorn have played their good quarter and will shut up shop from here on in it looks like.

Pies fans would be incensed by this defensive performance from Collingwood. I love it.

Probably no coincidence he missed a lot of games through injury and is not as fatigued/banged up as the rest of the Collingwood side.

Hawks aren't even playing that well and Collingwood are being exposed out the back and can't score. Howe is just about the Pies best player so far.