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Uncle just look at it this way, what goes around comes around! It was clearly your turn! When you win Tattslotto, I'll be the first around with some celebratory "Beverages"

Cummins a lot quicker than pedestrian Bird, Good selection IMV

Essendope, the perenial present that just keeps on giving!

Mitchell Marsh has played ( hopefully his last test match Pizz poor bowler ( 2 overs at half rat power) and makes a duck when we really needed him to stand up! Pizz of lightweight!

Purgatory was an "Avant Garde" Classic movie made in 99 I think. Eric Roberts was in it a pretty underated actor IMV.Yes you are correct It reminded me of some episodes of Star Trek AKA "For the world is hollow, but I have touched the sky" also shades of Twilight zone and even Sci Fi Classic Westworld! Certainly ofbeat but very cleverly done. Hadn't seen it for ages but a definate Classic! Check out this one "Quatermass and the pit" available all good JB Stores. Now back to Business to gain manor entry, what if I chucked in a case of pepperjack, Kate Bush in Babooshka outfit and my Schhhintelating company??? Going Going......

Bahh Haa haa ha Nice one LOL! Also you would find my company at the Manor "Illuminating" particularly given my bountiful offerings, Picked Octopus, Blue Vien Cheese, Blue Banner Picked Onions, Russian Salami and a range of eclectic foods fit for the king of the manor! Did I also mention plenty of Pepperjack shiraz and Irish Whiskey??

Hey Uncle what is a similar establishment in beautiful down town Romsey?? Let me guess, Mrs Slibeth's Pie shop??

Drive past one every day on way to work . Alsways seems to be a lot of cars in the carparks. Also plenty in the sidestreets as well. Never actually been inside one what are they like Daisy??

Hopping Dick's Electrodes, sounds like one of those appliances you might find/buy in Sexyland!

Outhouse, you mean!!!

Dear Uncle I am free and happy to BYO If the waitress is happy to serve me all day?? Home Cinema?? What size might I ask??

It really does Irk me to open the little paper and every second day there is a story on this, that and every other thing to do with Essendope! I'ts like a continued hard luck story that has made good! Save me!!! In reality this mob should have been eradicated from the game entirely! What are the press doing pumping up at every opportunity this cesspool of a club??

Just come back from Tassy recently and was absolutely shocked to pull into a Petrol station and recieve "Old style" Free driveway service, not limited to 1 Petrol pump attendance 2 Tyre pressure checked 3 Fluid levels checked 4 A smile and good luck for the rest of my stay In shock I pulled outa that station with a silly grin on my face as I remember in my distant past the way things were before self service stuffed everything up! Hey Uncle Bitter do you still recieve 'Full Service" in Fair Romsey??

Hmm an interesting perspective, hard rock outfit Deep Purple released this album in 2003 ( and yes they are still going strong!

As Red said " Rehabiltated? Now let me see... I don't understand what that word means"!! Quote: Shawshank Redemption ( one of the greatest movies of all time!!! Unquestionably) Annnnnnd Rehabilitated ?? Nar no laughing in heaven for me!

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on??

Patrick Smith was once a feared fast bowler for Prahran! Now a feared Journo who has just aced the JACK!

Biffen, one of your best posts !!

Dear Uncle Bitter as you have been lauded as a fine teacher I wonder if you could instruct me as to a problem which is vexing me each and every time I go on the Land.... That picture advertisement on the right home page with two buxom blondes has me befuddled! The inscripted message "Play Now" has me further intruigued. As a well travelled Gent does anything like this exist in the quiet hamlet of Romsy! I hope you can assist as I am feeling more than a little concerned about this type of add appearing on Demonland! Yours PF!

LOL Danny Corcoran another acolyte who has his head in the sand. Hows this gem in the HUN this morning " As for Hird, Corcoran said, punishment was warranted but not a life sentence" well if this is the case Danny why then does he not apologise for the warranted punishmnent??? Therin lies the TRUE problem he cant and won't because of his Ego problems! Sad, arrogant, people all who were involved! Don't have to look for scapegoats, there aren't any .... just look in the mirror and the truth is right there if you can handle it!

As I said "Ginormous Ego" that still is clouding judgements!

James Hird is a victim no doubt about it!! He is a victim of his own ginormous never say die EGO! I believe that his inability to accept any ANY blame, responsibility, and apologise for bringing the game into disrepute and accept that the buck stops at the top is the catalyst to his current position. I actually have little pity for him until he can do this! His dulusionality is palpable! I hope his Club and supporters can move on. He might not ever!

To all my great pals on Demonland, Uncle, Daisy, Hemmingway, Redleg, Beezle, Earl Hood,Biffen and even Dazz;le man, and anyone else who I have not mentioned Have a good one with Family and an even better 2017 cheers PF "I wish I knew what I wanted to be, when a wanted to be what I am today"

Riddle me this, Did you do that?? Ahhahhar Do it again In time No, Now! IN TIME

Just as an interesting aside, I see Barack Obama saying that he plans for a manned Mars landing sooner than later. Maybe Jimmy Innocent can go set up a tribunal so that he can clear his name. He can then claim that intergalactic Law, Transcends anything Planet Earth decides!! At least then he can say that there is no way in the world the players are guilty. By any Logic Watson gives back his Brownlow! Mars Becons!!