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It sounds like a case for our intrepid CSI Come on doowwwn Uncle Bitter!

Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others, Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! I immediately thought ,... Come Together??? if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck! Fence

1 A peanut walks into a bar and gets Assaulted!! 2 Why did Snoop Dog carry a Raincoat?? Fo Drizzle! ( In correct RAP honky jive talk accent!)

Dear Uncle, I notice that Basil Rathbone features as a Favourite! Would you like to comment on the esoteric and after hours activities of Prince Albert V around the turn of the Century, given you are a Historian of Note?!! ( I know what you are thinking, Fence out of left Field)!

Dear Uncle, I likewise had similar experience, but I have invested in a really good, Theraputic and Anti Cathartic device for just such occasion. I ventuerd to Clarke Rubber and purchased a small piece of high density Foam! What I did was cut out a TV Remote control copy and drew a few dials on it, thus resembling a TV remote. When objectionable footy is played I duly hurl this said remote at the screen! This causes instant relief, a calming of Blood pressure and most importantly saves on buying a new TV every other week the DEES go shizen!! Go On try It!!

Ah No! but have been viewing ( Between Work) snippets of the Dogs Scoprs clash No, Just content to watch via foxtell on the magnificent 55 cm surround sound system of Chez Fence!

I also will pervade over all things from idylic abode of Chez Fence! One of my daughters was half keen but then was reminded that it was a shitihad reneged ! Ah Susan Renouf sangster etc etc hnmm liked the company of handsome men, but probably a little of your style and requirements Uncle Bitter!

Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

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Love it As a Torp specialist myself when I played I used to love barrelling 60-70 + M goals!! Lurved it!

Fixed MAELSTROM now is everyone happy!?

Come on Daisy cutter, be nice and change it back so all can have a chortle! Must admit a break in the Maelstrom eh?

As Posted elsewhere I have decided that too many on this site are frequently questioning my "Gravitas" and "Modus Operendi" I have decided to give the many faithful on this thread just a glimpse of my credibility so as to erase all possible doubt! My occupation can therefore be listed as INTRODUCING PICKET FENCE ENTERPRISES PTY LTD ENTREPRENUER, RACONTEUR, URBAN LEGEND. SPECIALIZING IN LARGE AND SMALL SCALE COMMUNICATIONS EXPERTS PUBLIC RELATIONS CONSULTANTS TEAM STRATEGISTS STRATEGIC AND GOAL SETTING PLANNING TALK TO PICKET FENCE PERSONALLY FOR A NO OBLIGATION FREE CONSULTATION NFL

Ah for the adventures and convos of Uncle Bitter, Food for the soul, or a Panacea for the mind?

Now come on Uncle, if we are going to start up our own version of Heart Balm aptly named "Bitter Fence" you need to treat me with just a modicum of respect!? After all who are you to sling of eating "Possum pies"??

Now I don't mind a bit of French Food and have penchant for duck cooked in any way! But I was once tempted to try the "Snails" as an entre and like the time I overindulged in Quzo ( a separate time) was violently ill for days after. So both snails and Ouzo have been well and truly of my list for decades!! I do cook an amazing Roast Quail in with redwine and blackcurent sauce which has been known to win high praise from my intellectually endowed friendship group! Not that they know Jack about quail!!

I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum We could call it "Bitter Fence"? Come one come ye alll ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Profesionally managed and guided!! Office open for business!! I do ,Like the sound of that !!

I have an idea Why not a sub genre of this thread titled "ASK UNCLE BITTER" It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist" Uncle Bitter? THOUGHTS??

Dear Uncle Bitters, The closest I ever got to "Knock Shop" was listening to The Alex Harvey band belting out "Next".. a rather dubious song about waiting in line for some , er fullfilment! Sounds like Uncle Bitter, that The Old Sheila spoke in may tongues!?? Hopefully, you didn't have to resort to a cold can of "Tom Piper" Pickeled Tongues in Aspic?? Also, I believe the possibility exists that the Old Sheila's Husband may of expired of cardiac arrest, possibly due to over exersion of the primary directive! I think Uncle, please exercise all due caution as we would not like to see our Favourite Uncle come back with a rare tropical condition which had not yet been catalogued ! All the best PF

Or he can jump the queue and come straight to Dr. Fence Md After all did I not fix your ahh Skin ailment on your Foot Uncle Bitter???

Hemingway, I gotta say it and I say it with heart! I luuurve your style!! PF

Ah the brevity, the empathy, the downright homespun candour of one that really knows!!!!! Uncle Bitter! I remember passing a water way in the beautiful Sth West of Vic recently and I came upon a sign the said " Beware Naked Lights" I was really very very tempted to get a texta and write below it " And Old Flames" But in retrospect I thought Nar I better not!

I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums! I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!! You could call it "Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

Win / Loss Ratio doesn't cut it Chook??