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The beers were going down so well at half time, yet once again the MFC have managed to slip another rohypnol into my drink and my life I’m general.

Enjoy. I’m not going. Incantation next gig for me.

Bolzer?

Needs to adapt to the scientifically, complex Melbourne game plan systems.

He was a great kick if you like the ball spinning forwards instead of backwards.

Rubbish kick.

It worked last year because we were sharp off the ground with the contested ball. We aren’t this year...we are a step behind, unclean and the delay in getting the ball off is setting up the handball recipient, putting them under pressure. Our game plan works if everyone is on. Unfortunately with the pre season we have had and injuries endured that was never going to happen. I dare say we will see it in a game/s before the end of the year and we will literally [censored] someone.

So i think you just answered your own question...it’s not “cheating” it’s risk for reward and the last time the chaos ball game plan worked in a GF I dare say was the Bulldogs in 2016.

Vandenberg is in his first year of a new 3 year deal he is zero chance of being delisted. Chandler has done nothing wrong as a first year rookie to deserve being moved on.

You're thinking of Corey.

I’m not prepared to write him off just yet. He’s a second year player, playing at a club in a world of hurt, getting zero leadership or assistance from his peers. I agree he is undersized and he is currently lacking polish, but saw enough last year to believe he has the footy smarts to make it. For all their experience, in comparative terms...Garlett and ANB have performed much worse than Spargo. For those with short memories...just scroll one page back into this thread.

He’s a sub par AFL player but thought Josh Wagner was easily in our top 5 best. Bloke battled hard all day.

You know it’s bad when you and your missus are with your 6 year old daughter and the missus keeps ducking off the get more beers for you...must’ve heard the teeth grinding.

First game with my 6 year old daughter. 13 minutes into the first and she drops “I wish i went for another team”.

Let me get this straight....You’re a Melbourne supporter and it amazes you?

Preuss’ version in the circle after the Sydney game was closer to the Woiwurrung version than the original.

Yes his 15 possessions and 3 goals 2 was utterly disgusting last week.

There can’t be long left. Blow the siren.

Yes

Out: Hibberd, Keilty, Garlett and possibly Melksham In: Pruess, ANB, Tim Smith and unfortunately Wagner. The well is dry... EDIT: forgot about Lewis. Jeffy might have to stay..

Correct. The spin of the ball proves it was a shank. In saying that Mcdonald really should have held the mark. Anyway...who cares...crap game, crap performance, but 4 points banked and a pantsing awaits in WA next week..

Stewy Dew is also worried about why hot cross buns aren’t available for mother’s day.

Speaking of drinking sessions, thought this might lighten the mood a little...

I believe the club is also looking into whether he stopped for a souva on the way home.