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Which one has the most [censored] in 'im?

Great depth. If it's a free swing we need. Why not?

Yep. He wants a Cornetto. Only got Drumsticks, but....

Me.

The only thing wrong with this club is that with every regular, to be expected, normal everyday up and down it panics and the place falls apart. The wider public has picked up on that over the years, obviously, and expects it to panic, and so that is the narrative. So what is the solution? Stop panicking. Stop falling apart. Stick phat. A board member was replaced - that's not a disaster. A player is unhappy - that's not a disaster. We don't need some in-depth review. We just need to accept that winning is hard and that the club would be better off if we pulled together rather than apart. Wake up, FFS... Break the pattern. Don't panic. Nothing is wrong.

Here's a radical suggestion: Everyone shuts up, knuckles down, grows up and puts their ego aside for the team and for their own careers. We need stability, and that means people get on with the job of winning. Forget changing Pert. Forget changing Richardson. Trac stays. Kozzie stays. Oliver stays. Forgive the wrongs and show some maturity. Yeah, someone is homesick. So what? Get a real problem...

Jimmy's punctuation is spot on, apparently....

What's interesting? Just more negativity. Bartel would improve the club. No doubt.

I reckon that anyone with a good footy brain who Goody wants onboard should be given serious consideration. Yeah, get him in.

The only 'medicine' she would administer was panadol. She routinely refused medical procedures because she believed that the way to God was through suffering. Her hospital was called "Home for the Dying" for a very good reason. Few who entered emerged alive....

Yeah, there'd be no net benefit.

Not to mention, I live close by. I'm thinking of mounting a campaign through the courts to gain myself a spot on the board so that I can push through my agenda. Any one willing to join me? Email arriving soon....

NRL has built a new facility at Seabrook Reserve in Broady. As I understand it, they are moving there soon, along with all VIC rugby....

Throw in a free dessert option - the Petracca Palaver.

Tried Derby Thai. Yeah, absolutely chockers. Good stuff. Will go back.

Now that the "crisis" is over, I believe the time is ripe for Christian to debut on his cooking channel a new dessert of his own creation, the Petracca Palaver. It appears robust but is surprisingly delicate, and whilst certainly sweet, leaves a mildly bitter taste in the mouth.

Boss Hogg???

Well said, Macca. Pull together, not apart. Grow a pair. Get better. Take the pain.

Every year there are 17 losers. We have been consistently finished higher among the losers than most. Look n the bright side: our problems aren't as bad as most teams these past years.....

A transitional year in a successful period. If we come together and show a bit of resilience, we'll be back...

Wake up, Kenty. Nearly every other club has finished below us recently. We're doing great.

I'm rolling around on the floor. Top 4 finishes are a good thing, mate.

I have no idea what all this is about. Haven't heard a thing.

I understand what all the hoo-hah is about, but surely things aren't as bad as they seem. We're in the midst of a highly successful period. The club is doing well and the admin is running things just fine. I suggest that instead of tearing things down, we should be accepting the way things are and hardening up a bit, showing some resilience. Yeah, it's possible things could be better, but they certainly could be a whole lot worse. Buck up Demonlanders! Knuckle down for the hard road ahead!

Yeah, they do Laksas. They also do a lot of dishes that aren't the Cantonese food that most Westerners call 'Chinese Food.' So be prepared for some surprises...