The Jackson FIX

I was pushing my kid in a pram one day with a Melbourne jacket on and I here someone scream at the top of their voice “CARN THE MIGHTY DEES”. Turned around and it was Archie Thompson riding his bike. Didn’t know he was a Dee. Makes sense now.

That’ll catch up with him

I love him too much to talk about a price. I don’t want him to go. I’m prepared to improve the weather in Melbourne for him if that is what it takes.

They haven’t changed materially anywhere, Dees we’re into 1.96 with Sportsbet this morning. Harmes being named to sit on Neale isn’t going to shift the market - odds can often change as teams are announced because that’s when the markets only start to become liquid (just the bookies’ guess before that).

Soul glo grease marks from a seedy mullet?

Isn’t it because Junction Oval is too small?

Freed from something dire

Clearly this is all a genius strategy from Goody to divert the conversation away from Dogga so he can now focus exclusively on kicking 4 in a winning GF. Bravo Simon.

Using a few assumptions, he would’ve earned the equivalent of 1,692,900 Qantas frequent flyer points over the course of his playing career… surely they give him the chance to crack the 2 million? Cruel.

Aside from the septic-tank having a day out, how did Collingwood get us last time? My anger and IPA-consumption conveniently blocked the game from memory.

Poorly researched article. Nowhere does it mention the lure of Lambys Tavern.

The only regional club really (GC is double the population) which only adds to the appeal for ageing types like Smith, Cameron, Danger, Dalhaus for whom sea/tree change later in career is appealing. The thing it doesn’t mention is the post-career appeal of living in a fanatical one-team town/area… Frank costa used to open a lot of doors for players who went out to stud

My favourite was the bit about ‘nicking’ possessions from Sidebottom and Pendlebury

And he replied?! Replied to a supporter from an opposition club poking him on a deal he just did?

The only people commenting on it are flogmantle nuffies and e-grade journos who are desperate for things to write about.

6. Viney 5. Fritzl 4. Trac 3. Gus 2. Sparrow 1. Melk (for ripping the Freo jumper away from that Flogmantle supporter down the race)

Just logging on an I may have (likely to have) missed many a comment about this but can someone please f*^%^* tell Gawn to change his ridiculous set shot routine?! It is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

My god I love the Dees. That’s the benchmark, don’t let it slip boys.

I was confident until other people said they were confident. Is this a symptom of MFCSS?

There was a rumour a few weeks back that Richmond and North were talking to him about extended deals. Weirdly specific so felt there might be some truth to it

100%. Watched him last week, he is in hot form. Bold call by Goody - obviously hope it works out.

DEEfence. Chips in on the unders.

Great news but kinda weird comments from him on SEN the other day in hindsight!

Low on talent? Pendlebury Moore Howe Adams Daicos Elliot Maynard Sidebottom Crisp. There’s half an oval of B+ (and better) players before you even look at the underrated ones.

Not the only Geelong alumni to begin bobbing up in the media as his side get into predictable home-and-away-bullying mode. Maybe I was distracted but I missed their analysis during grand final week last yr.