Rab D Nesbitt

At this rate Hawthorn could drop from 173% to 73%.

Frosty having a 'mare so far.

Can North to go any further south?

Brisbane flexing their muscles by crushing 18th, 17th & 15th on the ladder so far. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If Chris Scott had coached Geelong in a different era he would've signed Cliff Young as a category b rookie.

I think Collingwood put their watches forward an hour instead of back.

I've seen spinach take longer to wilt than Collingwood in that last quarter.

Pies have pooped the bed.

Cats and Bombers making tentative Mad Monday reservations as we speak. 😊

Doesn't look like there's that much of a crowd at the G tonight either. Should suit Jeremy Howe. He used to play for the current premiers apparently.

They're not even GWS supporters. The fire alarm went off in a nearby high rise apartment block and the designated muster point is Giants Stadium.

I think the only time those level 2 seats at GWS have had any @rses on them was that prelim against the Dogs a few years ago.

I thought he was going to have an aneurysm when that Essendon player's boot came flying off.

This commentator needs to get out more. It's only a VFL game ffs. Calm down.

Anyone heard from Mick Malthouse?

Just back from the game. Will need to watch the replay but for much of the night it felt like watching a cat playing with a mouse. Port playing for their season next week so will likely have to play more in 3rd gear.

So nice to be hermetically sealed here on deck 2 on the Olympic Stand away from the oppo fans. Most of the ones I’ve seen on the way here are definitely missing a chromosome.

Love it!

Hi mauriesy. The final siren sounds and our full forward has marked it 40 metres out on a 45 degree angle. We're 5 points down. Do you want Ben Brown or Weeds taking that kick?

Edward Rubberhands into the 23. Now I am a little concerned.

I always feel a little short changed when we play on a work day and can't enjoy a proper full day build up to the game. On the flip side of course we get the chance to bag our 4 points early then sit back and watch the hoi polloi scrap it out over the weekend. Swings and roundabouts.

And the dogs win the flag! Oh, it's only round 3.

Nice touch with the old South jumpers. Better than the red yoke with the cutout bridge.

A $3 pie covers a multitude of sins.

Bit of a nightmare if you're trying to book flights & accommodation for interstate games well in advance to take advantage of sale fares. You'd need to cover Thursday through Sunday or even Monday if it's a late game in the west.