Fritta and Turner

It is with a mixture of despondency and embarrasment that I have to confess that my username is my first name and the initial of my second. I was going to use Nowcmonthemightydemons but at my age it is best to use something I can effn remember. And luckily I still remember my name. (Pres. Reagan visiting a nursing home goes up to one of the residents and says 'Do you know who I am?'. The resident replies 'No, but if you go to reception they will be able to tell you'.)

From what I have read he was a cranky old astarbar, always falling out with friends even if he had to fabricate the dispute; got in first and gave them the flick. Probably didnt want to give anyone the satisfaction of ending the friendship first. Miserable old 'german biscuit'.

My understanding was Lyon thought that the Saints were going to shaft him so he shafted them back first. (Very Patrick White)

What orifice are we talking about? OOOps, oral, and how can we tell the difference

Like really? Ratts was our mid field coach for 1 season, and was then 'poached' to coach a suburban footy second division team for 2 years. Then gets a assistant job at carlton just before pagan got the axe. TBH I smell a ...

And 25- 30 is usually the years when blokes start to grow up and show some maturity

Irrelevant, hasnt even made the ABC news. I have a number of saints supporters which I would describe as tragic. But the footy club, blah blah blah

Like the players do posters have numbers? Whats mine?

So far it hasnt worked

Pauline wants to know too

I am so distraught by the trades that I am reduced to using this oldie : Is Slim Pickings any relation to Billy and Liam?

Is this the chap who is mates with Clarrie?

Well there is some room within my heart for that secret joy when an an ex Demon plays well. I am using tiny writing to support my investment in spec savers

We would have to change our clubs name to Mellong

How depressing....

Well it is if all you have to do to put him out for most of the season is stand on it

Just got an email from the MCC What a wonderful AFL Finals Series we had this year as we finally welcomed back September action to the MCG. Are they serious? It was a terrible series and the GF was a shocker. Someone obviously slept through September. FMSW

Ah WCW, dont you love Demonland? Demonlander staggers out of bed and looks in bathroom mirror. DL ' I think I need a shave/ eyebrows plucked' Mirror 'No you dont, and i never said that, you totally mis repesented me' DL staggers into hall and looks in hallway mirror. Mirror 'You need a shave/eyebrows plucked, you igorant eff ing !@#' I love the 'sound' of Demonland in the morning

Greg had been a faithful servant of the club and towards the end of his career we let him go to seek success. Not every trade can be judged on face value.

Obviously not.....or we are and have just gone around in a big circle

If this turns out to be the Dees only big trade then I am going to do my nut and eat my hat.

You have to take what you can get when a player is leaving

Thats so they will have ample good players to lose in 5 years time.

This probably says more about me than anything else but not only is Blake not at the saints but has spent 3 years at Freo and is now at the Blues. Did I miss anything?

Well he was a free agent? And we didnt offer much....