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NON-MFC: Round 06
You wash your mouth out young man
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What gets you excited about the club?
At the moment? Genuinely nothing.
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NON-MFC: Round 06
There's no karma in footy.
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New coach prospects
Legitimately there are 8 billion people ahead of hird. Leppitsch, Bruce are the guys. Or see if Yze can be levered back.
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PREGAME: Rd 06 vs Fremantle
Easter Saturday with the kind of footy we've been playing? Will be lucky to get 15k attendance.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon
Genuine question. Has anyone seen us lead towards the ball carrier yet? Or just away from them?
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Our fitness and training schedule in 2025
The main session 2 days before a game is utter stupidity. Anyone who's been for a run will tell you DOMS is at its highest 48 hours afterwards. Not that I expect these guys to be too sore but that would definitely slow them down 48 hours later. They need 3 sleeps not 2!
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2025 MRO & Tribunal
God I wish the MRO had won a flag and played 138 games for us
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NON-MFC: Round 04
Average age, 29y 1mth Carlton 2nd oldest this week. 26yr 10 month Staggering https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/afl_team_selections
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NON-MFC: Round 04
... and 2nd round
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NON-MFC: Round 04
MRO will probably refuse to cite him then threaten to quit if it goes to the tribunal
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2025 MRO & Tribunal
Bad decision or not, Redleg, i can guarantee no pies player is being rubbed out for that in september
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POLL: Light or Dark?
Dark mode seems highly appropriate currently
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Member Survey
I was just texted a link to complete a member survey... I pity whoever has to put those results together. Sorry random data compliation person, that honest feedback i just gave might hurt to read.
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Petracca & Oliver at the Dees in 2026?
yes, the one with hird, mcguire and tom morris is like a conglomerate of richard craniums