How about we send you answers for future brain teasers and you turn them into a brain teaser?
eg. All their middle names are John. They all debuted in round 3
https://www.zerohanger.com/surprise-suitor-emerges-for-veteran-saint-afl-trade-news-156040/
This article at the bottom suggests we've at least taken a look at him.
I found this Robbo moment entertaining in his views on Roo getting rubbed out a couple of years back for spoiling with a fist but making high contact. And then getting distracted like a 3 year old "Is that the moon?"
https://x.com/i/status/1655874007550541825
Not on your own by a long stretch. I read somewhere recently that our club is allergic to success, I've been apathetic on the dees since about round 16 and AFL in general since about 2012.