In Harmes Way

If gorilla key forwards with a turning circle similar to a cruise ship were still in vogue, then Steven May would still have a place in our backline

I’d like to say the drip feeding of the fixture is keeping me in suspense. But I really don’t GAF

I wonder if the AFL fixturing team (camel designed by a committee) seriously believes the wider community really cares who plays who in round 0/1 other than not playing interstate so we can actually go. This whole “grudge match” talk is totally laughable

I had a quiet chuckle at this one. Lucky we've already got a state of the art, highly accurate, goal review system we can lean on here which just about always confirms touched kicks off the boot. And Seems unfair. Can just about guarantee this'll be a rule for life if it's likely to be unfair.

That's a very Melbourne thing to do, isn't it? Employ someone to write your posts for you.

Pointless thread or not, it’s reminded me on R U OK day to reach out to an Essendon supporting mate and check in. And if he’s ok, then really give him [censored].

I’m starting to understand why you’re no longer binny’s PA

Touché binny

I like the cut of your jib Jaded.

Whilst a lot of posters on this forum are exactly the same, I feel obliged to point out that this isn't healthy.

Can you please post a picture of you riding to the ground on a penny farthing with a giant head under your arm?

Top of the ladder, 520%, a few more jumping on the bandwagon. Not a bad thing.

I reckon if the Crows get up over the pies, which they should, the pies then have the winner of Freo vs Suns, so can't see them going out in straight sets unfortunately. Fingers crossed though.

Given this was Anzac Eve, maybe it was an intentional spelling mistake

According to AI on google just now, Kade Melksham has signed on for another year. Nice approach by the dees here - combining Jake's experience with Chandler's youth and zip. And it frees up a spot on the list.