Monocology

Now don't break my heart here - I've been hurt before.

Cheers DZ - frustrating numbers.

Of our impressively long injury list Melkie was the only potent scoring forward - that setback killer blow. Here's hoping Hunt somehow develops into a Jack Riewoldt for 2020. Putting the obvious aside for a moment - can anyone post Vanders games played over years on senior list please?

Awful news. Thoughts and strength to Brad & family.

Day was off to a flyer with Alan Parsons Project as pre game tune..... Deary me.

Lucky underpants, early Lucky Dumplings enroute & a smidgen of luck early arvo 'n we can do this.

Shirely they can't save him now, Shirely.

Maybe wet weather will have George Costanza, opposite of every previous decision-type effect on Petracca.

Tell me you're not suggesting a needle regime there?

How stirring a speech. Watched whilst doing dishes, eyes got glassy, blamed the Palmolive. Go well son.

A rock & a gemstone.

Unsure myself but please please please make it so - and goalscorer while ya there.

Post game thread will be toxic but with this list, their ground and their umps - heads high

Clayton ignores Frost alone corridor

Eagles now getting serious ump love

Free against Salem unbelievable

Kinda funny reading some of these posts - like we're reigning premiers with one or two players on the injury list. I'm the most constipated poster but sheeeeesh gotta love the way we're playing spraying aside

Would love a straight drop punt......yes!!!! Jeffy alleluia alleluia

Love this club.

I think it's high time we look into the acult. I've seen posters up for a reworking of the brilliant 'Pet Cemetery' with original tagline (& disturbingly relevant to us) - 'they don't come back the same'.

Seriously can we fly out one of those TV evangelists?

'Elbowett & Geelong both confident they'll either have nothing to answer for or will be successful again this week with an appeal.....

Jeffy has given great service but maybe time to say thanks for everything.

Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith very stiff....

Comedic gold this club at the moment.