Monocology

Never heard of him.

So next year going to donate my MCC subs to Richard Branson so he can buy 5 millilitres of rocket fuel. Figure it won't be complete waste....??

Wimbledon silver fruit tray coming home.

'Damn the Portpedoes' was by far their best.

https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w

Seconded. Now - to 'blow the tanks' on this thread (if you'll allow me as watching Das Boot) - what can we do to remedy this for ourselves b/w here & September? 1. eat chocolate? 2. book a trip to Hawaii for 2026? 3. plant marijuana in the backyard 'for old Aunt Mabel'?

Wouldn't be surprised if we're still off tonight, & I'm strangely okay with that - gazing across Noosaville river. Wanting Jack to have a good chunk of it tonight & mind still on upcoming Port game. May the meat (...or tofu) be tender & the mocktails iced. Beannnie packed- now adorned with new Clarry badge, alongside Jack badge.

Ouch! The 2 wins there though, without question, our best this year - v Doggies win an absolute statement, v Lions win - a GTFOOH statement! Confident we were all just gassed on QB. My mind is all about our Port game the following week & making it a royal-flush on all this years contenders. Us by 11 points this week, 1 point the next.

- the way it's always been. Patiently waits for the tools to get through their excruciatingly un-funny bloke-ribbing, then provides commentary

Same routine, for thirteenth time, bathroom, pod coffee, toast, Robert Palmer's 'Secrets' on, shower, dress (yes - in that order)..... I've done all I can.

Rona just continues to give to Victoria - & interstaters will continue to benefit with home ground advantage. That said we're all done with Tioges era - a new one dawns.....

Excited for Tommy but hoping the Mac-bundle isn't - just yet. Kudos on aiming for the bye either way.

I always preferred 'The brick with eyes'.

Port do not belong anywhere near top four - what on Earth was I thinking tipping them again? Biscuits!

I actually felt sad for them when they started that stuff - I'd seen that movie too.

Commentators gave us a teeny weeny talk up in last minute - but fairdinkum may has well have been reporting that we killed Bambi! Clinical kill!!

Get your exclemation mark button fixed. Continues to turn opponent inside out, out smarts - EVERYONE!!! SENSATIONAL GAME FROM HIM!!!

Embarrassed to have gone too early last week with 'ABSOLUTE STATEMENT'....... TONIGHT'S GAME IS OUR STATEMENT!! ?❤️

2 weeks ago there was had to have been setback (incedent I'm guessing) in Jacks recovery - it was communicated as just an extension of his return - but I had a bad feeling in my dumplings. It gave my 'Danny from Droop Street' personality a much needed kick of glumness - which I've been starved of this year. Seriouisly though - Jack deserves to be a part of the surge this year & play deep (waaaaaaay deep) into finals.

I dreamt last night of ultimate glory - and I have never - I'm sure I wasn't Han Solo.

ABSOLUTE STATEMENT - Shoved it up everyone - me included

Fair to say we're not the commentators darlings

Had to watch the last two minutes again just to check my eyesight - reliving the non umpiring nightmare - then switched over to Eurovision - last two minutes of game not so nightmarish by comparison.....

Yes untidy tonight but textbook homegrown umpiring broke our run in the end. Yes - all about responding & sharpening up now.

I'm now seeing someone on a regular basis to help me through this situational happiness. Don't rejoice in silence people - seek help as I've done.