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Monocology

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  1. Dees to destroy, Hawks to faulter - 4th spot & world peace across tomorrows newstands
  2. 'Land archives are overflowing with posts on TMac's disposal - now a deadeye Richard. Hunt & Bugg - at least one of the two will straighten up
  3. An absolute mauling by agitated seabass on You Only Live Twice - a nice double bill
  4. Wheeling pram in for juniors first game. Wee Dee will be struggling to see above 'n below roll-bar & expecting big things (& hoping Viney raises the mug before his old man pops his clogs).
  5. That's coming but just a light spanking on cheeks this weekend.
  6. We have serious issues - will be seriously serious issues if we can't get over them Sunday. Expecting a nailbighting shite-fest - possibly ending in a rush for remaining seats to Noosa in September.
  7. So Viney has just walked off Bachelor in Paradise. Who in their right mind allowed him to go in the first place!? Regardless of his condition. Clubs' a shambles.
  8. Everyone round to mine. Bar's open.
  9. Ben Brown has umps in his pocket. Can do as he pleases!
  10. Kent - Straight !?!?!!! I like it.
  11. Out: Salem In: Frost Expecting ugly result next weekend 'n not just from my trip to hair salon.
  12. Calm, calm, calm everyone - Viney back round 10.
  13. Just emerged from cave 'n shaking dust off. Any 'land birth, death, marriage, romances' missed 'n why'd no one wake me earlier? My pin-up boys' foot injury very sobering 'n haven't even reached bar yet.
  14. I've gotten used to our sleepwalker first halves but the horrendous skill level was something else today. Holding the door open for Esyringe & West Coke.
  15. Ditto. Grew into football with Drews commentary. Sad news.
  16. Swine flu that could kill a grandma has returneth - but, much to Ailsa's disgust, dragging bones in & can't miss it. Apologies in advance if I'm within transmission range. Into the breach dear friends.
  17. The missus, my wee Demon who was born start of season (that extends well beyond August & doesn't know anything different), Michael Hibberd, Jordan Lewis & whoever invented chicken salt.
  18. Stop continually checking the ladder midweek afraid we've fallen out.
  19. Loved reliving thank you. You'll hear similar soundtrack 'round at ours the day after Ailsa's lentil & cabbage soup night.
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