chook fowler

and what are the odds of that happening

Cold comfort

My mother-in-law practices the dark arts. Freo and Hogan are doomed

May I wish Freo all the worst. May ill fortune rain down upon them for the rest of their days.

I hope Bell emerges walking bow legged.

It would be a hit on Gogglebox

They probably get paid by the hour.

All the traders should be locked in a room with no chairs, no food, no water, no toilets and not be let out until all the deals are done.

Who would we get for pick 23?

nice beer Furphy.

you didn't get permission to use my image

More like Boycott

This is about as exciting as the royal visit

if that happens we have been bent over and had a cactus inserted. To swap Hogan for an older player of dubious fitness and work ethic is pathetic. In no way is May in the same ball park as Hogan. Even if KK is included i don't think that counts because we would have got him if we had kept Hogan.

I draw the line

Spray him with baygon, the cockroach

This has become like the plot of an absurdist novel.

No, just a tool plain and simple

don't you mean Oprah?

i find he is good for my constipation.

great, another pleboscite - with emphasis on the pleb.

something to look forward to

I just hope he has become disaffected with Freos prevarication- but I doubt it.

I think many Demonlanders are in denial. Hogan is a rare talent and is yet to peak. It will be a significant loss if he goes. I fear we will have many painful years watching what he can do for another club.

Hopefully we can euthanise this thread soon.