chook fowler

Jimmy Barnes is giving me a headache. Black Eyed Peas not much better.

Hope they check Mays’ skin folds before signing off on the deal

I’ll wish Hogan well in all aspects of life outside football - but once he crosses the white line I hope he crashes and burns.

I’ll open a bottle of a cheeky Shiraz, have a cheese board, put on a Mahler symphony and read some Stoic philosophy in Ancient Greek, as all Demon supporters would.

What a great week this has been.

No dilemma- off to the movies starting at 2.30.

I surrender.

May be a deal can be struck where we get Kade Whatshisface for Vanders in a 3 way trade.

Ooh La La

Are you Normie Rowe - or Doris Day?

Good effort Corowa and pretty much on the money. Amazing to see how far up the rankings Harmes has come. Not sure I would have him above Gus but the point is moot.

I’ll be thinking fondly of Carlscum as Josh Kennedy shatters the Filths backline.

Dion should have hired Billy Slaters brief

Straight swap for Heeney

Now that would be a Revelation

I think all pre-season medicals should be extended to include fathers.

I hope this exodus leads to a genesis and not a poor old Job.

Angus ‘ Helmut’ Brayshaw comes from nowhere to win the Norm Smith

We are a Smith, Jones, Brown, Green kinda club.

No, can’t pronounce his name, like Grgic.

Personally, I don’t care who is in the side that gets us a flag - as long as we get one.

Like all investments you need to get a decent return. So we need to get at least what we gave up to get him and then some - and this does not include a 26 year old backman with dubious fitness and work ethic. We must do better than that.

Pick 57 should get us another TMac or OMac.

Kent will need to get a lot fitter if he expects to play midfield

I doubt that Lewis would ever agree to play at Casey - his ego wouldn’t allow it - unlike Bernie whose attitude was all class up to the end.