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Membership For Sale

DemonDave
in Melbourne Demons

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Well it had to happen sooner rather than later, some wag is selling his 'Melbourne Membership' on ebay:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Melbourne-football-...1QQcmdZViewItem

If the link disappears as the admins of ebay figure out its a joke, here's the text from the page:

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Melbourne football club 2008 membership hardly used, will sell cheap or swap for: 1 room at any ski lodge, Travis Johnston, large or small hot chocolate or anything worth more than a buck.

Also for free

22 players, may be suitable for weekend social game, a couple might be handy if your on holidays and get into a fight, but best check used by date of the rest.

1 hardly used coach, may have slight recently developed pschological issues, buy now, comes with some hair.

President and board, promise lots and deliver zilch (a bit like this add)

Club rooms and gym, sutable for under 9s or homeless only.

Video tape of former club great being carried from the ground on a stretcher, recently used as player motivation.

box of tissues, (will come in handy)

20 more weeks of heart ache, frustration & confusion.

2008 highlights tape,(--------------------------------------pick 1 national draft)

last but not least, the 2008 wooden spoon framed & signed by all the players

warning!!!

This mebership may result it mood swings, suicidual tendencies, or moments of extreme rage.

What you should expect to recieve upon delivery of your 2008 membership.

The same as everyone else got!!! didly squat!!!!!

please note: this is not a real product

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No doubt we'll be the butt of jokes for the rest of the season now...

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    I'm actually going to buy my brother's their MFC memberships for their Birthday this week! :D

    Crazy I know, but I'm guessing the membership department won't be very busy.... :mellow:

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    I'm actually going to buy my brother's their MFC memberships for their Birthday this week! :D

    Crazy I know, but I'm guessing the membership department won't be very busy.... :mellow:

    well done the club needs all the help it can get

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    Perhaps we could put next week's game against Geelong up for sale to the highest bidder too - perhaps something good can come from the round that in future years we will come to know as the 'matchus horribilus '!

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    Pretty sad to see an unmanned melbourne fc membership table in the mcc yesterday. Would have done the dual signing if someone was actually sitting there. The club doesnt do themselves any favours eh?

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    you can do it online, i.e. right now, if you really want to

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    you can do it online, i.e. right now, if you really want to

    an unmanned membership table -

    Tell me what president allows that pathetic sh1te to happen ?????

    do they actually look into these things? does Gardner etc know it even exists. f$ck me, thats like Bailey starting with 16 men on the field.

    F$$$$$$cccckkkkkkk this club is frustrating!!!!!!

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    I believe it was unmanned from the end of the first quarter - just as the ones outside are.

    I'm not sure, but this could be an AFL regulation thing to prevent blocking up internal and external crowd movement?

    Not sure though.

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    I believe it was unmanned from the end of the first quarter - just as the ones outside are.

    I'm not sure, but this could be an AFL regulation thing to prevent blocking up internal and external crowd movement?

    Not sure though.

    Hehehe there was a paddock of room in the mcc yesterday. Dont think it was blocking anything.

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    What a pisser - c'mon demons members, this is funny and God knows we need a laugh right now!

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    Reasonably amusing, but the snow jokes will be wearing thin in a couple of weeks if we don't get a win soon.

    an unmanned membership table -

    Tell me what president allows that pathetic sh1te to happen ?????

    do they actually look into these things? does Gardner etc know it even exists. f$ck me, thats like Bailey starting with 16 men on the field.

    F$$$$$$cccckkkkkkk this club is frustrating!!!!!!

    Long bow to nail Gardner to the cross for this :o

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