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Like all good Demon fans should, I'm enjoying the telecast of the Collingw&%$ v Brisbane game tonight. The Pies are getting flogged!

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Like all good Demon fans should, I'm enjoying the telecast of the Collingw&%$ v Brisbane game tonight. The Pies are getting flogged!

...........THIS IS FOR YOU COLLINGW&%$!!!!!!!!!!

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And if you have Foxtel, after you watch the Pies get their flogging you can watch the cricket where India has the Poms on the ropes in the fisrt innings of the Second Test. :rolleyes:

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Fortunately Joffa was featured on the Ten broadcast at least three times in the last quarter. Now I know what a stunned mullet looks like.

The cuts to Joffa made a nice change from the testimonials between goals from the Bunnings 'Team Members'.

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The Lions underwent a similar process to the one by the Swans "Bloods Code". They have a relatively young side, but they are being ingrained with a winning style. What I've always liked about Matthews and his coaching is that he just hammers away at the fundamentals.... tactics and matchups don't matter a damn if the fundamentals are missing.

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while they may fall short of the 8 this year, get on the Lions for top 8 as soon as the odds come out next year, as long as Brown stays on the park they are certanties.... you will get generous odds probably a touch over $2.... get on it....

Jed Adcock must be pushing for All Australian Selection... love his game style.... a gun maybe most improved in the AFL..

and have a nibble on Simon Black to run a place in the brownlow this year, i think he will still beat Brent Harvey, Chad Cornes who are a tad shorter than him, odds will probably be slashed though.... definately going to back him start of next year, the guy is my just phenomenal my favourite non dee along with Daniel Kerr.

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while they may fall short of the 8 this year, get on the Lions for top 8 as soon as the odds come out next year, as long as Brown stays on the park they are certanties.... you will get generous odds probably a touch over $2.... get on it....

Jed Adcock must be pushing for All Australian Selection... love his game style.... a gun maybe most improved in the AFL..

and have a nibble on Simon Black to run a place in the brownlow this year, i think he will still beat Brent Harvey, Chad Cornes who are a tad shorter than him, odds will probably be slashed though.... definately going to back him start of next year, the guy is my just phenomenal my favourite non dee along with Daniel Kerr.

FFS when is the AFL going to come to its senses and give the competition some integrity with a fixture that doesn't blatantly promote the Colling#@*! Football Club and when are they going to stop spin doctoring and telling us that its so because all of the other clubs want to play home matches against them?

Surely, the draw has to have some evenness and balance and commercial interests be secondary to that? Otherwise we're going to end up having a competition like the EPL where these days, only two or three clubs are contenders for the premiership?

In the meantime, I will get great delight from watching Colling#@*! lose like it did last night. They don't play well at the MCG do they? Can't beat Melbourne there and it will never be their home ground - not even if they give them eight of the last nine games there every year as they're doing this year.

End of rant.

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Basically the AFL is corrupt and while McGuire holds some sort intimidating spell over them it will always be corrupt and favor Eddiewood.

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Basically the AFL is corrupt and while McGuire holds some sort intimidating spell over them it will always be corrupt and favor Eddiewood.

they got beaten by more than us !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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