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PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 14th November 2025

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It’s 8:33am and they’re already out there!

Ima hafta have a quiet but stern word to the new Pres. or Paul, or Richo or whomever sends them out early.

All good, I got to the tent and got some hugs in. Not least of all… KOZZIE!

 

Thanks I can start breathing again ! Baited breath for the last 15 minutes,


17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

PLAYERS PRESENT:

Salem, Kozzy, Lindsay (No #5 today), Chandler, Fritsch, Bowey, Howes, Johnson, TMac, Adams, Kentfield, JVR, Windsor, Langford (#4), AMW, Heath, Sparrow, Berry, Jefferson, Culley (No #13 today), Henderson

My remote drone informs me that Tholstrup and Mentha are also there Andy...

 

At training this morning, and just getting a really good vibe about Culley.. he looks great and has an undeniable air of meaning business about him



50 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

It’s 8:33am and they’re already out there!

Ima hafta have a quiet but stern word to the new Pres. or Paul, or Richo or whomever sends them out early.

All good, I got to the tent and got some hugs in. Not least of all… KOZZIE!

How's Kosi? Did he have a good break? Is he raring to go for preseason?

I have high hopes for Culley this season. Doubt the club would be assigning the guernsey of a club legend to just anybody.


24 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

??? Please translate.

You tryna be funny? Surely you can see it means 'I'm going to have to .... "

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Kozzy ELECTRIC wearing the pink vest as the wingman playing for both teams in the middle. 

Skills sublime. 

At the same time?

More seriously, was it clear to the players which side he was on or was it some sort of surprise and the players had to work it out from the way he moved?

 

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