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Who’s Playing Their Last Game In The Red & Blue tonight?

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5 minutes ago, zoe1617 said:

Hopefully H Sharp

Unless clubs are lining up for his services, he'll be with us next year.

A prime example of a player that objectively got worse as the season went on.

 
Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Unless clubs are lining up for his services, he'll be with us next year.

A prime example of a player that objectively got worse as the season went on.

I just checked his contract. Did they sign him for 3 whole years

On 27/08/2025 at 13:28, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

So uh, how many more days until the AI bubble bursts?

About half past noon.

Actually, I asked ChatGPT for a laugh. It was rather plain-speaking. To summarise:

Current stage: "Peak of inflated expectations"

Next phase: "Trough of disillusionment

This could happen in 12–24 months, possibly longer. Signs are already showing

"Bubble-burst-type corrections could begin as soon as 2025, with clearer signs by 2026–2027"

...

Want a “Days until potential AI bubble burst” counter based on this estimate?
Let’s say July 1, 2026 as a hypothetical midpoint.

That would be 303 days from today (Sept 2, 2025).

 
13 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Unless clubs are lining up for his services, he'll be with us next year.

A prime example of a player that objectively got worse as the season went on.

He looked like Rankine in that North practice match.

All down from there.

On 26/08/2025 at 13:06, titan_uranus said:

The footage with Gawn and May is quite interesting.

For one, it does look like May is at best not listening to Gawn, or at worst rolling his eyes right when Gawn says "we need to learn how to win".

But of course then remember that the club posted the video. So we had all the opportunity to see May's reaction before posting. And remember, too, that whilst seeing Gawn speak in the rooms is nice for us fans, the message was the exact same message he gave in his already-posted post-match interview (right down to the "there were three ways this game was going to go" stuff).

We could have just capped the video at Chaplin's address. We chose to add in Gawn's speech.

Did the club's comms team not see May's reaction? Or see it, but felt it was harmless? Or see it, and didn't care about it being shown to the public?

Our comms are pretty hopeless, so I wouldn't put anything past them.

They could also have punched in on Max a little further to frame out May, as they did on another video I saw on socials.

I think they just missed it.


4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Unless clubs are lining up for his services, he'll be with us next year.

A prime example of a player that objectively got worse as the season went on.

Another prime example would be how well the line coaches went,nearly every player went backwards

28 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Another prime example would be how well the line coaches went,nearly every player went backwards

No wonder we had no forwards.

I see the door. I'll use it...

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On 24/08/2025 at 13:57, Deez21 said:

If the club has it's way - it would've been May and Oliver's last game
Hopefully not McVee's last game

 

I can't remember which poster it was but they called all what has happened in the last week to a T.

Said there will be massive changes at seasons end and they weren't wrong.

Clarry, Tracc, May and Juddy.

Whoever it was had some supreme intel on the internal workings.

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